Luke Matthew

A lazy aspiring comedian here trying to make people laugh and if you don't think I'm funny you can go suck a fuck or not...

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@tinaa_ng @MikeWhoChzHarry Yea I’m way late lmao

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@PFTompkins Extra Olympia Kyklos the show is only 5mins long

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If we could just say the word People without specifying a color in front it.. that would be great

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Been thinking about this the last couple years and not sure if it’s just me but... are reruns of the O.J. Simpson trial on every single day on TV?

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We are living in the tragic mess of the baby boomers

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Cancel Drafts (Tweet) _______________________________________What’s happening? Apparently a lot cause I missed this move..... I mean look, he’s kicking above his beret, in flannel and suspenders

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#eggboy Has started a none violent movement. Anytime someone starts to spread their racist ignorance just break an egg on their head. Problem solved

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11 days straight no breaks... I think one day off should be efficient

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Squirter Gate #SexyPolitics @midnight

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Turns out @PFTompkins is in that #LiveByNight movie good for him

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In my opinion the best way to avoid a New Years hangover is to keep drinking #2017

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dominick the donkey bitches https://t.co/nf82uF51U3

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Our new First Lady will be the first to have nude photos of herself that the public has access to @midnight

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Professor XXX #SexySuperheroes @midnight

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I didn't realize till watching this debate that America is a 3rd world country on the brink of destruction #Debates2016

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Here I sit broken hearted, paid to poop but only farted

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Can't believe this debate is really happening. I'm scared for my country #Debates2016

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The Big Mouth Bass Theory #FishTV @midnight

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The entire Internet. #InternetTVShows @midnight

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Spoiler alert! They didn't find Sasquatch #YetiProblems