Luke Schulze

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

It’s 2022 I do you @MaloneyMadison

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

I didn’t bring a koozie too keep my beer cold I brought one to keep my hand warm

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Two legged trout comin in shallow

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Sharpie incase anyone wants an autograph and a blade incase anyone wants to get fucked up

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Drunk driving is an art form

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

@MaloneyMadison

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Lil piddle don’t count

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Wet a line and a whistle? Count me in

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Cold beers don’t count

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

When the hips get movin you’re in trouble

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

It’s juicy, it’s right, it’s medium. End of story

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Chicks don’t have hobbies amen

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Nobody wants to fight a guy naked

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Still made it to church

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Tyson won

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Range rover gets the shovel

[Luke Schulze @Luke_Schulze99]

Not all diesels have turbos

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Momma da rubba ripped

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He never got drunk just got tired

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Nicotine advantage