Lukearoo22

Zombie

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@SkyNews What they should do is immediately announce that there will be a delay in results to give more time for people on postal voting to place their votes , that and withdraw from the race due to sheer incompetence

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@Capnbarmy Sausage party !

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@brokebackstan Who are you and why have you sent me this ?

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@EdmonsonCalvin @SaferRoadsYorks I hope you feel the same way in your car when lorries decide to overtake you.

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@danm1919 @SaferRoadsYorks I beg of you try to understand this it is not your right to overtake anything.
Try cycling and you'd probably understand that this insane desire to overtake everything is incredibly annoying. Hang back, wait for a safe space, most cyclists will even signal you when it's safe.

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@InternetH0F Make it a year, and add in some sadistic life problems to boot.

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@Capnbarmy Yeah I swear some people took a test in how to gaslight pedestrians and cyclists instead of the one where you learn how to operate the car safely.

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@Capnbarmy Simp for toes ?

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@historyinmemes Accidents went up a hundred fold but now none of the accidents where caused by falling asleep

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@CauzHxvoc I might have to ban that real quick, besides, thats what WhatsApp is for

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@CauzHxvoc Enjoy your new identity

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@historyinmemes A desire to tax everybody.

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@Capnbarmy The Scottish play, as opposed to Mcbeth, are any of your friends French, their are wierd laws about name dropping specific social media platforms there, I think.

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@NaomiOhReally Jail would be too good for him, as by the sounds of it, even the worst prisons in Britain offer better accommodation.

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@anon_opin Sure just clean up the previous persons mess yourself .

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@SamsungUK this is not cool.
Remove your shovel ware from my device , after update now has a unremovable notification that will not take no for an answer. Insisting I install popular apps.
CRINGE !!

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@akariixv Big tasty with bacon

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Been watching the new version of quantum leap.. I'm trying to be nice, I've not finished it yet its not as bad as I imagined it would be but some poor choices where made in throwing away the theme tune and the catchphrase

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@norninja Nice, just had a week off myself

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@SamsungUK Have you read your own tweet ? Nevermind my next phone will not be a Samsung

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@SamsungUK before I bought an a52s I'd only ever called the emergency services twice in my life, now its occurring 7 times a day because the Button gets pressed a lot in my pocket ( you won't let me turn emergency sos off why not ??!! ) local emergency services are getting angry!