david

No longer #1 Kanye fan. ex #1 San Francisco Shock fan. Wisconsin sports tweeter

[david @lukeAssTweets]

Love a good agenda pushing chart

[Jrfortgang @throwthedamball]

QB Time to Throw and Average Depth of Target

[david @lukeAssTweets]

Ok can’t feel good is a stretch. Cant feel great is probably a better description

[david @lukeAssTweets]

I think you can’t feel good about this packers team still despite winning back to back weeks. 2nd half today was extremely sloppy and could’ve been closer in an instant

[Maya Boo-na 👻 @envisionedluna]

My two favorite New Yorker Cartoons. So good

[david @lukeAssTweets]

Terrifying to know that people at grocery stores might also have full time jobs. The most inefficient and unaware people ever might work important jobs

[david @lukeAssTweets]

Billy Evans being a Brewers fan in California in 2023 is probably why he sucks as a person

[david @lukeAssTweets]

Probably sacrilegious but if the Brewers have a walk-off/game clinching home run in the World Series I need Jeff, Lane or Josh to give me a “Get Up, Get Outta Here, Gone!”

[david @lukeAssTweets]

>named deadman danny
>can’t survive
Yeah that checks out I don’t see the issue

[bsqt @bsqt__]

with deadman danny valve asks a very brave question: what if a hero had no utility no survivability and no damage

[david @lukeAssTweets]

Andrew Fischer? The right handed pitcher?

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Milwaukee Brewers 1st Round Picks

2000-2026

[Kedrick Stumbris @KedrickStumbris]

This is for you Jesús Aguilar my sweet prince

[david @lukeAssTweets]

“I can’t believe that the most insufferable fans of a team are being insufferable on the Insufferable People app”

[The Padfathers @PadFathers619]

Also, got a few good messages from Brewers fans and can never blanket an entire fanbase, but found out a lotttt of Brewers fans are some of the worst in the business. Lot of talk for a team that’s won nothing.

[Burghardt Sporting Goods @BSG_1881]

NEVER WRONG JUST EARLY

[Burghardt Sporting Goods @BSG_1881]

The Brewers break their 12 game playoff losing streak to advance to the NLCS! #WinOurWay

[david @lukeAssTweets]

No post of the homerun robbery? Yeah I know who espn wants to win in the NLCS

[ESPN @espn]

The Brew Crew closes out the NLDS on the road to eliminate the Padres 😤

Milwaukee's headed to the NLCS 🙌

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

I love you Garrett Mitchell

So so so much

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

Nils Hoglander in 2025-26:

38 Games 2 Goals

Nils Hoglander in 2026-27:

3 Games 3 Goals

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

[david @lukeAssTweets]

WE DONT NEED A FUCKING ROOF TO WIN GAMES

[david @lukeAssTweets]

The Yankees who got humiliated 2 years ago in the World Series for sucking at fundamentals are currently getting beat by the Rays because they… still suck at fundamentals

[david @lukeAssTweets]

This might be the only time this happens all season #Preds

[david @lukeAssTweets]

PREDS ARE AT .500 FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR