Luke Batty

I like salt

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@AskPaddyPower @dkmee90 If you settle from opta stats why aren't you paying out for Schar being booked last night? Opta state it was before FT. I'm guessing you'll just ignore this like you are with everyone raising complaints. No transparency at all. Terrible service. Terrible bookie.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@paddypower @OfficialPDC Is this the same helpline you've got on dealing with the Schar booking complaints. Con artists

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@Owlstalk I'd like to see more badges on it

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Tyson fury has both got me into boxing and put me off within a few years. Get on with it.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Jim, get over it. People go to football, get hammered and don't act like morons. You're sounding a bit preachy

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Simon on the money again. Piers was fan girling. Didn't push him on anything we wanted to hear

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@BioraThera I can tell you the update myself, "we have no update on partnerships"

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT speaking of parody parrots, have you heard Bob Mortimer's impression of Jim and Simon on Athleico Mince?

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Souness did great on his first show. Particularly considering they had to stick a mic up his arse to pick up Jim Whites voice.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT it's called a watch party and a watch list Andy. Too late shag. Get those leather socks on

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@Lord_Sugar Poor lass. Long day for her then

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Teresa May has better rhythm than Ally #sugarhill

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

Simon on the money as always. Being a footballer is a job. Someone who works in an office wouldn't just let their contract expire without finding out where they stand @talkSPORT

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Andy, if you are leaving your crocs at the door. Make sure they are in casual mode, not sports mode, for easy access

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

Southgate was CEO of Carphone Warehouse. That's why they were the best mobile phone company in the UK @talkSPORT

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT I wonder if people will be able to hack the AI linesman. Bring a whole new side of corruption to the game.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Keown thinks Messi flies Ryanair. Tennis players do way more for way less and still get on with it.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Joshua wouldn't have done it if he was winning. Usually think Jim is a wetwipe but he's absolutely bang on here imo.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT Keown would buy Van Nistelroy a coffee before he bought Simon one.

[Luke Batty @LukeBatty1]

@talkSPORT I overheard Trevor on the tube the following day telling someone about his bicycle kick. He seemed fine