Luke

no thanks | he/him

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

Only had to wait an hour and a half for my Covid and flu shots 🥰

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

At Duane Reade. The number of people who do not understand “your prescription is not ready yet” is astounding.

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Being the youngest in a big family is funny because it doesn’t matter how old you get you’re always the youngest in everyone’s eyes. I’m 31 and my mom will be like “you’ve filed taxes before right?” ??? Yea mom I have

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

@marcel_toing kombucha is drugs right

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

@c_kinker Defunctland fam rise up

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

First player with my name on Big Brother setting the bar very low. #BB25

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

Had to make an emergency shopping trip for eyebrow pencil today because I made a MISTAKE

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

it's long past time to retire "chef's kiss"

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

Every Mother’s Day suddenly everyone has a mother 🙄

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

Who do I complain to about the fact that I have no one to complain to

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

@BillyGiese Angelina climbs to the top!

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

This one cuts the deepest ngl

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

Barber posted a video of my haircut an hour ago and I already have haters

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

What did I do to these people 😂😭

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

Why you would ruin a perfectly good cake with walnuts is beyond me

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

@BenMusch thanks that was easier than googling it

[Luke @LukeHeeringa]

why is twitter doge-ified... is this like a late april fools joke?