my wonderful amazing girlfriend is out of the apartment for a night so that’s right fellas I’m brining homemade pickles and listening to the hottest ambient chunes
the american right are genuinely so sad. capital E Evil, but still sad. just totally lobotomized and delusional. at this point they’re essentially demented addicts and they don’t want help. all ya can do is hope they hit bottom but it’s looking increasingly grim
one of the many things I love about my girlfriend is that she lets me play all my “hoe scaring” music and will occasionally be like “oh yea I know this song”
remembering getting reprimanded while teaching at a preschool because I pressed shuffle on the “sun ra” artist profile on the naptime playlist iPod touch. Their mistake imo!
helped a friend move out of her apartment, then she messaged me a few hours later saying “there’s some money I forgot in one of the bags I threw away if you want it!” - so I biked back over to dig through the trash and this woman had tossed 400 United States dollars
convincing a far-right zionist billionaire to give you his money to make a movie, bringing him up with you on stage when you accept the Oscar for it, and then dropping the “fuck Israel” bomb while he’s standing right behind you on live TV is actually so baller