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[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@TSBible @Matty____G

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@emilygibbons_xo cant really remember tbh

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@emilygibbons_xo she does with short hair

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

"@TSBible: Don't forget, Bendtner made it as a footballer, impossible is nothing." @c_morson

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Utd bring on Giggs

Arsenal bring on Bendtner

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@gavla463 yeah i think i will!

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

My big toe nail has just come off
Weird holding my nail in my hand
#horrid

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@c_morson okay buh

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

Need to win a bet or lottery asap
Not to much just a few hundred!

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

Results stay the same except a goal for A C please

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@jessicawillis__ "@jessicawillis__: Guy on the bus has the same aftershave on as someone I used to get with. I feel extremely nauseous."

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@jessicawillis__ what gullys aftershave?

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Dortmund fans at home! Good luck Arsenal...

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

Any mechanics out there who follow me
I need my steering rack replacing how much will this cost?

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@VickyGShore #Stunner

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

Just read that @VickyGShore is going to be in im a celeb
And Gascoigne and Micheal Owen?!?
Is that true?

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@kimberleykay95 well i need mila kunis but its just not going to happen is it!

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@c_morson he looks so average
I would have put Defoe on

[LUKE @LukeJameskeane]

@c_morson kos?