Luke Johnson

My three things: cooking, camping, and calligraphy.

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

Guess who accidentally gave themselves food poisoning because they though this frozen shrimp was pre-cooked.

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@EmilyWhitep1f i need whoever made this to know they changed my entire day

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@IsabellaRogcice you can feel the passion behind this and its contagious honestly

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

渋谷のﾗｯﾋﾟﾝｸﾞ初日。
BESTYいるかなーとﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷしながら
見に行ったら誰1人いなくて、1人でﾊﾟｼﾊﾟｼ撮ってたら後ろから、「BE:FIRST好きなんですか？」って初めて話しかけられて、近くで働いてるBESTYさんでランチ買いに来たら私に気づいて声かけてくれたみたいで。ｼｭﾝﾄのお弁当…

[William Clark @WilliamClaqii]

iT always feel a weird mix of shame and curiosity when I leave my hotel room. is there a secret ranking system among staff?o hotel housekeepers: do you actually judge guests based on the state of their room, or do you genuinely not care?

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

這發明 完全符合我客家人的精神啦✌🏻 乾淨又環保 ㄧ用整個就愛上❤️💯過程超治癒耶

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@OliviaJack2zy somebody watched my entire morning routine and turned it into content

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@sorajack390871 if my mutuals don't see this, i have failed as a friend

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@AriaAllenver Why did this just reset my entire mood for the day

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

임신 출산 육아 34주차인데,, 제왕과 자분 왔다갔다하네,,,,
보통 자분을 많이 말해주더라

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@AbigailDavqe5 Is this top 5 of the week or am I biased

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

Garnish with a generous sprinkle of toasted sesame seeds and chopped green onions, and serve piping hot!

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

@SophiaGarcnbd my timeline went from trash to treasure the second this appeared

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

吉伊卡哇 ちいかわ chiikawa 賽蓮算是2026傲嬌冠軍嗎？
（好像混進去一句奇怪的話？

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

awful, Im a good guy but this is just relentless and out of nowhere. I feel stuck and dont have a clue what to do next , I dont want to be ridiculed for the rest of my life.

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

再說一次 在公司微波的時候便當上面覆蓋一張濕衛生紙是禮貌！！！
你的控肉噴的微波爐裡面都是 請問是���要清！！！！

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

Aka; a small list of other things your characters could be doing (which one is best depends on the mood and the tone of the writing):

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsoqqv]

Có những bữa cơm đâu cần phải cầu kỳ, đúng hông Cả Nhà 🥰#thachthuyhuong #huongmientay #nauancungtiktok #quehuong #khoquet