Luke Kempner

x is shit. Bring back twitter

[KeithTheGooner @KeithTheGooner]

My cousin’s old schoolfriend’s ex works for Roc Nation and just said that Vini Jr was trying to watch the Arsenal game on the Arsenal app to check his teammates out but it wouldn’t work and now he’s not coming

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

To say there's no sporting advantage when you sign a player that becomes player of the year, helps you win two titles, and leaves for a huge profit, is a total joke. Dread to think what they'll say about City if they get found guilty. Probably add points on...

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

I appreciate this but for me Aggers has the most wonderful unique tune to this voice

[Sam Tagore @Tagore1069]

@WG_RumblePants @LukeKempner Aggers who is kind of generic middle/upper class is hard to pull off but Luke succeeds.

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@stevetelfer @WG_RumblePants Hahahahah

[The Thing About Arsenal @aboutarsenalpod]

Is there space for Vinícius Júnior's ego at Arsenal?

Hear all about Arsenal here! 👉 https://t.co/knY7BbghgK

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@stevetelfer @WG_RumblePants I LOVE this pedantry. Can we go for a beer?

[The Thing About Arsenal @aboutarsenalpod]

🚨 @DaniyalKhanUP to today's pod, here we go!

Daniyal joins Jim and Luke to overanalyse training tunes, what we’d like to see from our pre-season matches and all the latest on *those* transfers.

Plus, we chat about Daniyal's own Arsenal journey!

🎧👇 https://t.co/knY7BbghgK

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@SeanCally @WG_RumblePants Hello.

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

Just stumbled across this on Instagram. Bravo @LukeKempner 😂👏👏

[Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @GraceOnFootball]

that's not what "exclusive" means

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@pepealvarezzz

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@REDactionAFC I did this this morning for no reason. The Fernandez chance made me live out what might have been. Which wasn’t nice

[The Thing About Arsenal @aboutarsenalpod]

Is Kia Joorabchian masterminding this whole Bruno G saga?

[The Thing About Arsenal @aboutarsenalpod]

Jonny is enlisting family to get this Vinícius Júnior deal done 🇯🇲

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

If Arsenal sign Vini Jnr. Shall we all go and party at the emirates?

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@TerenceFox_ @adamrowecomedy @SebWassell Bloody Arsenal triggering a clause that was there.

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@adamrowecomedy @SebWassell If I found out that a house I wanted was available for an offer over 300k.

I then put an offer of 301k

Seller: what the hell you smoking?! I want 500k

Me: I was told offer over 300k

Seller: well you weren’t supposed to know about that. You’re so stupid and embarrassing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@_will_lfc_ @ShriSiva_ @SebWassell AH. Now THAT is the first time it has ever made any sense to me.

I still would say the blame is with Suarez’s team. But thank you for explaining that sensibly.

[Luke Kempner @LukeKempner]

@adamrowecomedy @SebWassell So they put a clause in they hoped no one would find out about?

Arsenal got told to ‘fuck off’ because they bid for a player that they were told they could get?

I wasn’t there. But none of this sounds like Arsenal being insulting.