Luke

I love lamp.

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

NBC announcers, how about we shut up during the singing?!

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@nbc: Nothing But Commercials during the Olympic Opening Ceremony

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

Advertising during the Olympics opening ceremony is the fastest way for me to never purchase your product.

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

For the love of all that is holy, @Apple, PLEASE put some serious work into improving Siri. It’s a hot and soggy pile of garbage.

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

Update: just got told that they were remaking my order. I think it’s been more than 2 minutes since I got here…at 4:44…

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@dominos what’s the point of the timer if it’s not used properly? It’s 4:51 now and at 4:46, the timer was stopped for someone to come out to tell me that they couldn’t find my order…still waiting…

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@davidgkinney @SenWarren

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@davidgkinney @SenWarren “I had to go through chemo to cure my cancer so everyone who gets cancer should have to go through chemo in the future too!”

This is what you sound like. This is you.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@USPSHelp I’ve been waiting for a package that’s been “out for delivery�� for almost two weeks. All attempts to initiate a search online have failed. I was finally able to talk to someone at my local post office only to essentially be told that it wasn’t their problem. What gives?

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@McDonalds the site now says Grimace will be available on a first-come, first-served basis…but where do I go to be served and not left out in the cold?

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

Hey, @stockpile, how does the FTC feel about you automatically signing people up for a subscription service without their consent? Let’s find out! #fraud #fafo

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

Update: after waiting for someone to answer the phone for 15 minutes, I finally gave up and went inside only to be told I never checked in…Stellar service 😒

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@dominos I’ve been waiting for 9+ minutes at this point and still am but you all stopped the timer almost immediately after it began…

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@busybaudy @CDG_GTR @Moms4Liberty Sure, Jan.

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@Apple, do you know @AppleMusic is #borked rn? Your system status page says everything is operational but a cursory Twitter search shows that that is indeed false.

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@gopuff @Gopuff_Support I’m just trying to give you money and both your app and your website are making it impossible 😩

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@McDonalds, why are your shake machines down everywhere I go? I just want a Shamrock Shake

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: @FedEx is garbage and my life would be immeasurably better if they were to go out of business.

[Luke @Lukelebarbu]

@roddreher What in the hell did I even just read?