Lemons

Some kind of Druid Dude

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Feature movies are to Broadway plays as WWE wrestling is to acclaimed TV mini series. Fiction, season long story arcs, celebrity cameos, etc.

fight me

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@filipaotur Idk about that

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The field in #nflbrazil for the #PackersvsEagles game

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Big Buck Hunter but Russian Roulette

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Imagine being a grown man and being called “Jimmy”

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Who watches a car commercial and thinks “I’m going to buy that car” ??

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Writing a declaration of independence is just a little nicer than breaking up over text

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. #Jokic #nuggetsvslakers

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Don’t fall for it, boys. Stay strong. Crop top summer isn’t real

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Hot take: Even if you had plans to meet up, showing up randomly w/o saying you are leaving or almost there is just as rude as being late.

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Sorry, I can’t come out this weekend. I have overdue tax homework

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I can’t explain it, it just feels correct…

Pink: libertarian
White: conservative
Green: liberal
Blue: socialist

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“I make an underground punk zine”
…
“Oh, cool”

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UFC is a lot like jazz: it’s all about the punches you don’t throw

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@WoodBecker7 Do i bring a guitar and harmonica to Williamsburg?

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@WoodBecker7 I’m showing up with the “What would you do” host and camera crew after you cancel

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@IanMac21 https://t.co/sKHXWqfo0q🫡

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Amazon buying One Medical is a move to start selling medical services, tests, and medicines online. Amazon bought Whole Foods to sell groceries, this is a similar tactic.

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If we dont have the ability to explore the bottom of the ocean, what if something doesnt have the ability to explore the top of the land?

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@WoodBecker7 📸🤨