Luke McCarthy

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[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

Everyone: A good reason to date me is because you will have no competition. Me: Ya its probably a good idea not to date me...

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

Techno/Dubstep problems: *wait for the drop* good drop with a sick beat happens *change song because the rest of it sucks*

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

I have tiny feet yet I struggle to put shoes on :s

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

If every girls wants a british accent, what accents would british girls want?

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

Saying stomachache like stom mach cha che

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apparently the music video for Icona Pop sucks, but I don't care, I love it.

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

I wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap

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Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match

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Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

If a guy dates a lot of girls he's considered a player, but if a girl dates a lot of guys she's considered a slut. Please explain society.

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral.

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

You go to school nothing happens. You miss ONE day, 7 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, & Rihanna performed in the cafeteria

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

Me: *Walking down the road and see å girl my age* Girl: *Smiles* Me: *Later* "What if she was the one man!"

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

Swearing like hell when watching å horror movie because you just shat your pants #the woman in black

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

I wanna be Morgan Freeman when I grow up, because everything he says is probably inspirational like "Hello" and everyone bows down.

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me.

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

Mom: Go tell your brother/sister it's time to eat. *Walks two inches and yells up the stairs* Me: MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO EAT!!! Mom: -___-

[Luke McCarthy @LukeMcC4]

My relationship is like an iPhone 5. I don't have an iPhone 5.