luke middleton

let’s get wet wild and weird

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

When life knocks you down, get up and say “you hit like a bitch”

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Merica.

[𝕋𝕣ℹ️𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟 @_tristen_02]

“iF yOu SuPpOrT ______ uNfRiEnD mE” y’all are ridiculous. y’all are the reason our country is so divided. everyone has the right to vote for who they want and if you’re willing to not be my friend because of my political views you weren’t a real friend anyways.

[PJ Chukwurah @Chukey_D]

Only in America would Tik-Tok be banned before semi-automatic rifles

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

Impossible for men to haul a car without saying “this guy is riding my ass” at least once

[ひKingLowひ @flatout_brown]

They won’t put this on the news tho

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

@James_2072012 No the election isnt over yet silly

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

#NewProfilePic

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

We literally confirmed the existence of UFOs today and nobody gives a shit

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

F🇺🇸ck CoronaVirus. Merica.

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

Just went to take a shit at my buddies house, dude has 1 ply tp, please pray for him as he goes through tough times🥺

[Grand Master Jigg @TheyLoveDjJigga]

Corona virus got a 97% survival rate nd the whole country panicking

[Menace ² Society @kingtrelll]

Exaggerating how I survived the coronavirus apocalypse to my grandkids

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

Fuck this week dude

[ᴅᴇᴊɪ 🔺🌍 @dejiarchive]

I see lots of money, I’m retweeting for good luck 🤞🏾

[luke middleton @LukeMidd05]

*decent weather*

Every teenage girl from Hillsboro:

[John @iam_johnw]

This is still Hilarious lmao