Luke Murphy

Animator, screenwriter, and author of fantasy/sci fi stories.

[Luke Murphy @LukeMurphyNet]

@andrewpyper Can you tell us what funds you invested in?

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Ordered a @biolitestove from @SportChek, got 32 rolls of kinesiology tape. To get my firepit, I have to go to the post office, return this, wait a week til they get it, pay for a second BioLite, wait to get it, then wait 30 days for a refund for the one I never got. Classy.

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@simonstalenhag Simon, is it possible to buy signed copies of your amazing books?

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@barrettrob @NewFlashFicRev An absolute cracker. Well done.

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@cibc My first thought? "But that's the Renault logo."

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@AlexMasPton @punkahoy, behold!

[Luke Murphy @LukeMurphyNet]

Kansas City, then and now. Because cars matter more than people.

[alexandre afonso @alexandreafonso]

For some SUVs, the front blind zone is so large that you can have 12 children sitting in front of the car and the driver cannot see them.

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@MurphyBecs @gutterbookshop @Hodges_Figgis Good for you. That extended version of The Stand is better than the original edition that I have at home. I've also read Station Eleven and the Shirley Jackson collection and can heartily recommend both.

[BikeTO @biketo]

I wrote a thread about how I felt after being hit by a driver on Monday
^Dave

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New showreel! This is what I do.

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@MurphyBecs @ravenbooks To take advantage of the day, you'll have to read every book in your To Read pile in advance. If you start now, you need to read one book every three and a half minutes, if you don't eat or sleep.

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@MurphyBecs Now Zeppelin's stuck in my head.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

I have questions about this remake of The Hobbit.

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@bookfella Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis. But what you find funny is like what you find scary. Never universal.

[Luke Murphy @LukeMurphyNet]

@barrettrob @qikipedia It should. I learned that word from Stephen King's twitter feed.

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@barrettrob @qikipedia https://t.co/RngryBTHF4
I prefer "horripilation".

[Luke Murphy @LukeMurphyNet]

@ErinBrockovich No. Married people are exhausted too.

[Luke Murphy @LukeMurphyNet]

@AliVelshi A guy called Bernie Madoff burned people and made off with their money. He might as well have been called Grifty Stealyourcash.

[Luke Murphy @LukeMurphyNet]

@pmpoc @shockproofbeats @joe_hill "I never died, said he."