Luke Parmenter

No One of Consequence

[Luke Parmenter @LukeParmenter]

@luxthos Paladin. Gotta try the new undead class

[Luxthos @luxthos]

Thanks to Blizzard, I’m giving away a copy of the World of Warcraft: Forever Collector’s Edition!

Forever launches November 4, 2026, alongside the collection unlock. Warcraft III: Reforged - Forsaken Kingdom is also included!

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💬 Comment the FIRST class you’ll be leveling!

#WoWPartner

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Sabrina Ionescu is trying to figure out a way to get Enes Freedom to New York Liberty, per @ScoopB

👀🔥

[taoki @justalexoki]

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, an evil and retarded sinner

[Jackie Winz @jackiewinz]

At the bright early hour of 3:15am we welcomed my beautiful daughter to this world. ❤️

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Just Announced: Dungeons & Dragons | Star Wars™ collaboration to take place in the Season of Rebellion, coming 2027.

Stay tuned for more details!

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Roll for Azeroth.

Cross from desktop to tabletop with D&D: World of Warcraft, coming November 17.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Ending the trip in the nations capital🇺🇸

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The fact you can have this at home and just shoot around is so crazy to me😭

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[Nick @NickZararis]

How that beer at 5 oclock on a Friday feels

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We found a softball tournament along the road through New Hampshire, so we decided to stop for lunch and watch one of the games. They were selling lots of delicious homemade food. The rules were pretty easy to understand and it was actually really fun to watch.

[Macie Harter @HarterMacie]

Plot twist? Not really…
Same work ethic. Bigger dreams.
Beyond blessed to announce my commitment to the University of Oklahoma!
See you soon, Norman! 🫶🏼
❤️🤍
#BoomerSooner #OUSoftball #Committed #SoonerNation

@GassoPatty
@OU_Softball
@D1Softball

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our most American experience so far🇺🇸

We met with the Houston Police department and ate typical Texan BBQ together. It looked in there just like in the movies. They even put on Ella Langley just for us.😂

[Oklahoma Sooners @OU_Athletics]

@FreddyLA7 FREDDY!! I-35 N will take you straight to the Palace on the Prairie! Add us to your list 👀🏟️

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Guys please don‘t follow any of these pages. I see my favorite football club is following it, and companies are in the comments and probably in the DM’s as well. It‘s not me!!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HOUSTON OMG

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just wanted to say that my only account is this one here on Twitter. I’m not on Instagram or TikTok, so any account you see on there is not me. Please be careful, don’t send them money.