Luke Field

Former CollegeHumor writer, current unemployed devil worshipper

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"No, I kiss my mother with this mouth."
[lifts shirt to reveal 2nd mouth in the middle of chest]

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

I have no job, applied to over 200 jobs since January and haven’t had a single interview. It feels pretty bleak. But one thing I have is a GREAT credit score. What can that do for me? Any money people who know shit can advise me?

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@doo_kee “Well the Italians have a long history of grim realism and…”

*woman stabbed through skull with scissors*

“VOMITING”

[Rekha Shankar @rekhalshankar]

Check out my SERIOUS true crime
podcast with #BigMoneyPlayers and @iHeartRadio! In this week’s episode Bo Brimley investigates her husband’s disappearance, and gets disrespected by Dhruv Uday Singh and @LukeRobot.
https://t.co/YUAiLw36nW

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@rekhalshankar @AileenLilHandz @anitajewtina @ozzymo @thejinius @GianmarcoSoresi @jordanmyr1ck Can confirm I’m a little horror freak boy

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

Anyone got jobs? I need job

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@amoebamusic are you hiring in Los Angeles? I’m desperate for work and would be an absolute gem of an employee

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@elijahwood thank you for the Austin recommendation of Via 313. Excellent ‘za!

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@idrawbears @rekhalshankar Oh my god beautiful

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

Get your tear ducts ready!💦

Our newest episode ("Don't Cry") is now out on @dropout! Watch @LukeRobot, Jess Ross, and @rekhalshankar try to keep their emotions in check against @samreich's devious plans! 😭

https://t.co/b7sZ1NeoQj

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

#thrilledtoannounce my #screenwriting #writingcareer is taking off thanks to new glasses #hireme #WritingCommunity #Writers #glasses #oscars

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

Live in LA and disgusted with the waging war on unhoused Angelenos? Get creative and write an email demanding @MitchOFarrell resignation. Here’s a free epithet you can call him: Scum Toad #echoparkriseup

[Ktown for All 💜❤ @KtownforAll]

What is we all emailed Mitch O'Farrell and his colleagues and asked him to resign?

#ResignMitch

https://t.co/RrbCBEaCeM

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@MitchOFarrell You are scum.

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/gajQ1Au9Ar

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

Fireworks are actually very stupid and bad

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

I love movies! And I believe in their potential, not just for entertainment, but for personal revelations, healing and growth. And in a year that seemed stalled from the get-go, I feel I was still able to experience a lot through them (5/5).
#FilmDiscoveriesof2020

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

In reality, while 500 films in a year seems excessive, I do think doing this was one of the major contributing factors to my mental health this year, helping me in countless ways when things felt quite bleak (4/5).
#FilmDiscoveriesof2020

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

In fact my log of films is the only real way I can demarcate much of the past year, which managed to blend together in one giant pile of sludgy haze (3/5).
#FilmDiscoveriesof2020

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

There is no order to them, other than perhaps the order in which I watched them during the year. It's interesting to look back at the different moments and trends I hopped on in different months (2/5).
#FilmDiscoveriesof2020

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

The only benefit of being unemployed and quarantined this year is that I watched 500 movies - a record for me. This is part 1/5 of my #FilmDiscoveriesof2020

[Luke Field @LukeRobot]

@MitchOFarrell hope you’re planning on voting against the homelessness criminalization ordinance. It’s absolutely cruel to our unhoused neighbors. Focus on raising them up, not sweeping them away. #servicesnotsweeps #housekeysnothandcuffs