Luke Theodore

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

For those females who take a "swift kick" lightly... https://t.co/eGXGZkZFVp

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.

[Madison Butler @MadisonButler13]

Prepping for color run tomorrow 2 kick off #PLAYDAY2015 wear white 2 go hard in the paint @UMHB_CampusRec @SO_UMHB

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Same ol' ish, just a different day. [#GMC] [#Canyon] [#Offroad4X4] [#5Speed] [#355Nation] https://t.co/coLp8nB1FZ

[jessica @jessicals98]

Not a big fan of the person you've become

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

My best friend, everyone! I've never lived so happily in my life and if I lost this woman I would be… https://t.co/1ChLWUcrJ8

[Cause We're American @CW_America]

RT if you are one of the 54%.

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Keeping warm at [#OTN] lol'ing at everyone who is freezing there bums off:p https://t.co/grLthIRnpO

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Just got done building my very own custom truck bed pvc tent! Thanks to devinboykin1 for helping fab… http://t.co/5ZfsimHPoe

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Life is good😊 @ [Wildflower] http://t.co/3kaKHNd4rm

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Thank you, Marissa for getting me food when I'm not feeling well(:

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

If you need a reason to put down your phone to actually fall asleep, turn on crunet wifi. Nothing will load, youll get bored and fall asleep

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Sorry slavery is my fault, chapel speaker. And yes, Dr. O'Rear, why haven't you chosen a black Jesus yet? Our school must be racist.

[Miguel Lozano @MiguelnotMig]

But this was a catch

[Average Sports Fan @Tweetingnflnba]

Was that a catch by Dez Bryant??
RT: Yes
Fav: no

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

My beautiful woman with my beautiful truck😊😍 @marissa_830 http://t.co/lBVHMxKW0G

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Hog hunting in Milano with my lady😉 @ [Mclane Ranch] http://t.co/J0IDJWaK4u

[Luke Theodore @LukeTheodore]

Taking a break from hunting. @ [Mclane Ranch] http://t.co/3pasRGTFjn