Luke Touma

Rough Week Podcast

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

You know Lindsey Graham is loving getting buttfucked by the devil right now

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

@Zzombie3344556 Hahaha hold on I’ll try to find him

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Just got requested to tell it again on a pod today. It’s becoming my Free Bird.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

@LukeTouma’s Polish Disrobing story is the funniest story I’ve ever heard.

[Stuff Island @stuffislandcast]

New Look at Dish is out now with guest @LukeTouma! Check it out:

Youtube: https://t.co/a0UtBSyMsE
Patreon: https://t.co/Mxbq8Lm6Tw

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

The Olympics just held a moment of silence for Clavicular getting brutally frame mogged

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Andy Reid should get a BBL while he’s in town

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Paramount Plus now has UFC fights and Bar Rescue, making it the premiere streaming platform for people who beat their wives

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

@James_Stu @velvetjeans2000 @robertmays “Woof woof big dawgs gonna bite” - excerpt from his most recent mailbag submission

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

@James_Stu @velvetjeans2000 @robertmays Robert, I saw a copy of his mailbag question and it asked for you to name your “Top 5 QBs who have that DAWG in them”. I think it’s a bit low brow and reductive for your show.

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

There’s an Indian teenager who works for DOGE that’s been playing his Switch 2 all day and has no idea his world is burning

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Oh my god I’m gonna kill myself

[Banks @Banks]

Lacy’s kicked from FaZe. Not joking.

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Need an air brushed Fly High Pope Francis shirt

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Sorry I busted in my pants but it’s actually a good thing because it means I find you really sexy and want to marry you

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

Ya. The Dow is plunging. This is happening because we have a President with the balls to undo a globalist economic agenda that’s decimated American wages and quality of life. This is the pain that comes from real change. It’s much easier to just pass the buck…

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Last time I did this shawty pulled a small Indian child out her Chanel bag lmao never again

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

dating straight men is so hard like why are u not asking what fun little things I have in my purse

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

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[AF Post @AFpost]

Sam Bankman-Fried says Diddy has been “kind” to him in prison, as they live in the same cell.

Follow: @AFpost

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Flight Instructor Taught 9/11 Hijackers How to Fly

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

@velvetjeans2000 @TheJoeMarino Dude

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

@GrnMtnBuckeye The hiatus was because Snapchat suspended me for a month. They wouldn’t tell me exactly what for, other than “spreading disinformation”. I cite all my sources and all the info is factual, besides the jokes, which are jokes.

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

@1BandedAmerica @ClayTravis @Polymarket Just saw this, wanted to share that Snapchat suspended me for 30 days starting on July 16th. Back to posting now thankfully but after months of posting episodes with no issues I was suspended for a month straight out of the blue while doing some of my biggest numbers ever.

[Luke Touma @LukeTouma]

Close game, with the Minnesota Laugh Riots leading the New York Hilarious Storytellers