Luke Storey

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

the only gig i have ever genuinely enjoyed standing & watching was watch the throne at the o2

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

chat gpt knows me better than anyone

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

ya just can’t trust somebody with a mullet

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 Where have you gone ?

Beneath ya is it?

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@StoneCold1000 That’s it then is it?

The ol team on the scrap heap?

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 He died..

Untraceable 👀 🫵🏼

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 This has been apposed upon me 🙄

This has been apposed upon me 🤪

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000

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@StoneCold1000 He’s bad

And he’s dangerous.

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 I also dont think you should go out with a 25 year old 😐

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 I don’t think you’ll win a pulitzer……

For filth. 😳

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 Why didn’t you do all ya Kung Fu / SAS stuff on him?

Coz i don’t know any 😔

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 If he starts with me i will destroy him

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 You think those are big lights!?

I could have big lights

I want small lights if anything

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@StoneCold1000 I’m supposed to watch you so i can tick the box 😐

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 Do one of you aswell 📸

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@StoneCold1000 *knock knock*

DO NOT COME IN!!!

I’m just finishing a meeting..

Do NOT come in !!

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 Have a lovely bit of muffin.

[Luke Storey @lukeystorey]

@StoneCold1000 Calm down.

Muffin?

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@StoneCold1000 I couldn’t miss my genies first big grown up play