CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY

A sensitive young man

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

7AM class 2AM World Cup match

[BODE 🇦🇷🇪🇸🇳🇴 @odinlad_]

I think Messi might go on to win another world cup, it’s just so glaring

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Michael Jackson wearing Drake’s ICEMAN glove (1984) 📸

[Dana 🇪🇸 @danaxxanne]

If you fuck with Messi
I fuck with you, simple

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Men, wake up and grind. No one cares about your struggles.

Men were never meant to be crybabies. They were meant to comfort the crybabies.

Don't pity yourself.

[richard @big_ricch25]

23 by burna boy btw, hall of fame music.

[Dallas4eva @thedallas_boy]

calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Why are they so many doctors on the TL nowadays??

Kitambo doctors used to be in the hospital 24/7. Are they tweeting in the middle of surgeries or in locums or in ERs?

Twitter is for losers. That's us. Not intellectuals.

[Haipoi🎲🌴 @mkolonimemes]

Hiyo usenge ya men mental health eti it's okay for a man to cry....msiniletee buana,mimi huwa nagonga ukuta ngumi mbili natoa sauti kaa ya punda kichwa inatulia!💀😂😂

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[SHERRY 🌺 @SHERRYSRUN]

Out of the mouths of babes. 😂🤷‍♀️👋🌺

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The number of rich guys in this country do not correlate with the number of women making threats to leave you for rich guy.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

there is no glory in suffering you honestly just need to get over it

[JoyBoy @_GreatnessTupu]

Unalipa aje dem for being with you ?
I mean sawa you'd give her nails money maybe za nywele lakini "Girlfriend allowance " kila mwezi io ni upuzi

[CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY @luko_rito]

Heal

[Dr.kelvin 🇬🇧 🇰🇪 @BecomingKm]

Dentists have a fascinatingly complex relationship with the title "Doctor." They go to an entirely separate school, learn an entirely separate curriculum, and graduate to work in a glorified office park, yet they will defend their medical status with the ferocity of a cornered badger like Gachagua.

​If you want to see a dentist's heart rate spike, ask them an organic chemistry question or bring up a systemic medical issue that occurs below the collarbone. The moment a patient in their chair mentions having a history of cardiac murmurs or being on blood thinners, the dentist's eyes dilate, the drill stops, and they immediately write a panicked referral letter that essentially says: "Please tell me if I can clean this person's teeth without causing a catastrophic event." They want the prestige of the medical fraternity, but the absolute second a patient exhibits a symptom that can’t be solved with an X-ray and a shot of lidocaine, they remember they are, fundamentally, oral architects.

These ones really figured life in medicine.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Never seen any rich man with these type of women. Thats all I will say

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Ukiweka full tank it's all fun and games until gauge isome half. From there mafuta nkama huwa inamwagika tu, na next thing uko E

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

mkisettle for nonsense shida yenu