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🔞 Just like yapping abt my interests. Block me freely

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Sometime I forgot im an artist and I can draw becuz I ran away from everyone by creating this account and yap abt grandpa and grandson incest with mutilverse 24/7

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Prime Rick is able to do what the other Rick couldn't for Morty: give him recognition and affection. Whether it’s a manipulative ploy or genuine, Morty can't help but love it—like a dog that’s been craving a treat for ages and finally gets one.

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If I goon hard enough I will write a fic and post it on ao3

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Mortycest AU where Evil Morty is Morty's evil twin
From selfcest to incest 😜

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Evil Morty just cumed inside Morty
Morty: Wait, If I can get pregnate with your cum then my baby gonna be my clone right?
Evil Morty: If you got pregnate I would abort it
Morty: Oh jeez you evil!

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Evil Morty’s smirk would ragebait Rick a hundred times over if he caught him getting intimate with Morty.

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To me, Evil Morty comes across like an upstart "rich kid" brat. He seems to deck out almost all his tech in gold—his ship, his suit, his portals, and even his phone. He chose that color as his personal brand, as if to make sure everyone knows the tech belongs to him lmao

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I-Im just trying to help you, to make you feel good. That what family does right? Make you feel good! This is what you need, Morty. L-let me help you satisfy your needs. Let me love you...

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3 crazy men groom Morty in 3 different ways:

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Rick: Y-You r my little buddy r-right? We are very close, so this is completely normal. T-this isnt incest; incest is when you produce deformed babies. We aren't creating anything, so just relax. L-let grandpa take care of you, this is grandpa love. Dont you want us to be closer?

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You aren't going to die—nobody is—and there won't be any dire consequences. Just go ahead and have sex with your grandpa. Satisfy your lust. To hell with what anyone else says!

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Prime: We’re grandpa n grandson—this is straight-up incest. You’re such a horny slut, fantasizing about your own grandfather’s cock. But why deny it? The moment you entertained the thought and masturbated to it, you lost any shred of morality. So why hesitate?

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so it wouldn't count as sex, but rather masturbation, since you’d essentially be taking care of yourself, right? Besides, I understand you better than you understand yourself; I know all your kinks and fetishes, and I can help satisfy you far better than you could on your own.

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Evil Morty: You have an improper relationship with Rick—it’s incest. You slept with your own grandfather; that’s the sort of thing that only happens in porn, and you aren’t a porn star. Let me help you masturbate. No—you and I are the same person,

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I need more limbless Morty

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Well im thinking again, EM is more like a sadism than masochism, he literally abused his grandpa lol

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My headcanon is that Rick and Prime Rick are all sadomasochists; they all enjoy both tormenting Morty and being beaten back by him.

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I was thinking abt Evil Morty too, like he is crazy tho but deep inside he is still a Morty. So maybe he is freakier than Morty but he only enjoying masochism and sadism up to a certain level

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I’ve seen enough of Morty being abused by Prime Rick. Now, I want to see Morty dish it out to Prime Rick. Arm the kid to the teeth and let him unleash that "Prime bloodline" right in front of Prime Rick—forcing Prime to marvel, "Now that is my grandson!"
#primecest

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Okay Rick I know what you are

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