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@MrHowyodoin @tattooed_ump @ericpereira @CurttiMagurtti Lynched is an interesting choice of word

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Grief is so tricky.

My husband got stung by a yellow jacket.
I realized he was ok, we talked for a bit and then hung up.

My mind immediately went to “your brother was allergic to bee stings” and then I cried 😭

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@wearfigs needs to add social worker to their occupation list ASAP!

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Dear Doctors & Nurses,

Stop asking Social Work to call in abuse and neglect events that were reported to you!

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Also Nyla: I know you have a mustache. It’s no need to shave it or whatever you do to it. No one will make fun of you, our whole family has them and it’s okay! 🙂

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My niece: I got into a fight with Allen today.

Me: Well, what happened?

Nyla: I gave him the opportunity to stop but he wouldn’t. I HAD TO OFFEND MYSELF. I pushed him down and told him that if he does it again, HE WILL be sorry.

Me: 😳

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For the first time in my life I’m literally probably about a meal away from being 115 pounds. Don’t mf tawk to me!!!!!! #thickAF

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Can’t believe he just quit like that

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Stop playing Ry Ry

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Spoke too soon, braids already flying North, East and West!

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I’m so glad that Tank’s hair grew.

I hate when he fights and his braids get to sticking up the sides of his head like he got punched on.

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I have no problems with group texts, but once I see (9+ new messages) on any of my IG threads I tap out 😩

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That man still can’t see, God bless him #TankTwitter

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Why they saying that was meek and them? #TankTwitter 🤣

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Does Mariah chap my ass when she holds her ear and wags her finger in the air while singing? Yes.

Am I going to hold my ear and wag my finger in the air while I sing Mariah? YES.

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McDonald’s Sprite could probably neutralize a relaxer. I love it.

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I am always very embarrassed when my people get on television with bad braids. Like how could you?

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This is Us understood the assignment when they showed us the “aged” Beth. #FineWine

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Facebook chaps my ass a lil bit.