Im Lumby

[PME 2.0 #🆓🇵🇸 @mariEscobarPME]

WHAT A REPORTER👌🏻

“The Premier League CONFIRM you have cheated”

“Is Man City a SHAM club” 😂😭😂😭

[European Slices @BrownSlices]

I put myself in a lot of danger to go and watch Sunderland mate

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

226 - Arsenal remain the team with the most games in European Cup/UEFA Champions League history to never lift the trophy (226). Agony.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[utdreport @utdreport]

BRUNO FERNANDES HAS DONE IT.

THE MOST ASSISTS IN A SINGLE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON 🤯🇵🇹

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes is in a league of his own 🤩🪄

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

Knowing when stages come to an end.

Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever.

Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal.

Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans.

Forever Red Devil.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Amorim: “Clean sheet. Back four. Kobbie Mainoo injured. I don't think we need to hold a press conference. All the topics have been covered. We can enjoy Boxing Day.”

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Norway have qualified for their first #FIFAWorldCup since 1998! 🇳🇴

#WeAre26

[KinG £ @xKGx__]

I just remembered Mourinho when he was angry and wanted to argue with the referee and when he saw the red card, he made a tactical retreat 😭�

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Mo Salah still has as many successful take-ons in the Premier League as Altay Bayindir, btw. 👍

[Jack Osbourne @JackOsbourne]

Hey @rogerwaters fuck you. How pathetic and out of touch you’ve become. The only way you seem to get attention these days is by vomiting out bullshit in the press. My father always thought you were a cunt — thanks for proving him right. 🤡 #fuckrogerwaters

[Robert Plant @RobertPlant]

Farewell Ozzy … what a journey … sail on up there .. finally at peace .. you truly changed the planet of rock!

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of America. So you know. Half time at a football match is for a pie. Not singing.

[Hazz @Hazz]

This month me and my boy Joe are giving away the ultimate green package to 2 lucky winners!

1st place: ★ Bowie Knife | Gamma Doppler
2nd place: ★ Broken Fang Gloves | Jade

To enter:

🟩Follow: @JoeFortunePokie
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🟢Winner Drawn 15th of April 2025!

GLHF!💚