kirkland

What did the buffalo say to his son while leaving for college? Bison

[Marlon @ItsRaineyDoe]

That’s the greatest white man to ever live on that stage

[Raven Jade @HighwayyChild]

I hate being negative but wow I’m tired of everything sucking. People, traffic, quality and prices of everything, etc etc etc.
I drive to the store, people drive like assholes, the card reader doesn’t work, the attendant is rude, I spend $80 on two little bags, I’m SICK.

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

@JoeDumarsBurner Yep. He always dunks on the pelicans now. Which is why I only watch @Crushables59

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

@pedri69420 @JordanPanthers

[Kelley Jorgensen @KelleyJorg]

SpongeBob 😛

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

@WhoseStrickland Literally just watched Big Kon last week at my local Indy show.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me after accidentally hurting my girl’s feelings while annoying her for fun

[Gainer YASHFC🧊 @hoodigainer]

Zion still fat gimmick in July of 2026 this why I can’t talk hoops with most of you

[Tarushdei ☽☾ @Tarushdei]

@leninspiss Wait, you guys are getting raises?

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

A sign of things to come

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Anthony Davis says he grew from 6’3” to 6’10” in 3 months, rolled his ankle 6 minutes into his first ever AAU game, and told his dad he wasn’t good enough

“So I was 6’3” basically my entire life. Going into my junior year of high school I grew 7 inches. I went from 6’3” to 6’10”. In one summer. Not even a year, in 3 months”

“I try out, you know, I’m playing local basketball… to me I’m really good. And then I go for this AAU team, this Nike guy approaches my dad like, ‘Hey, we want your son to play for our AAU team.’ My dad’s like, ‘Give it a try’”

“And I go out to the tryouts, and these guys are running faster, jumping higher than me, making and blocking shots, stronger. And on my mind I stand no chance. As we get in the car, I said, ‘I quit. I don’t want to play AAU basketball’”

“He said, ‘Play the first tournament. Let’s see how it goes.’ First tournament is that weekend. The very first game is against LeBron’s team”

“I was 17 years old. The first 6 minutes of the game, I roll my ankle. So I only play 6 minutes. I roll my ankle so bad, I’m out for the rest of the weekend, and I have 6 points, 6 rebounds, and like 3 blocks. Done for the tournament, this is why I didn’t want to play”

[Kool-Aid “🎰” McKinstry @GaQMcK1]

Shout out to The City of New Orleans 🤞🏾
They Really show Love & Help out 💯❤️

[The Peli Pod @ThePeliPod]

It’s 2022. The Pelicans are the #1 seed in the West with a roster filled with young, upcoming talent: Ingram, Zion, Murphy, Alverado, Herb, Naji.

Our vets are playing well: CJ, Jonas, Larry Nance.

It’s been all downhill since then.

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

@ItzBigMoneyy STAND UP NEW YORKKKKKKKKKKK

[Mike Herndon @MikeHerndonSk1]

No no no, I've been reliably informed that the Knicks are the victims in this series from big mean Wemby. This must be AI.

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

@ThePeliPod Him and naw also attended a pels game after they were traded!!

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

Hell yeah

[Bones🦴 @Boness305]

NBA Finals halftime eats

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

That’s why we don’t fuck with you like that

[Yonan @yonann]

Josh Hart says the Lakers traded him for Anthony Davis and he found out on Twitter, then pretended he was excited to go to New Orleans

"they trading me, Zo, BI, and they getting AD. they getting a top five player in the league at the time, so you don't look at it that way"

"you looking at it like damn, dog, these dudes ain't want me like that. man, they just traded me away"

"you find out on Twitter… me and Pelinka, we was real cool, so if he just call me up, I get it, but social media, I found out on Twitter"

"let me just put up this little front like I'm hyped I'm going down New Orleans. I ain't want to go to New Orleans, bro"

[Popplayzz @Popplayzz1]

MITB is officially pushed back to October from September 😭

New Orleans getting fucked again by TKO executives.

[kirkland @Lumberjack_2323]

Tough being a WWE fan from Nola.

[Finesse @ProWFinesse]

MITB 2026 in New Orleans has been delayed twice now.

They were supposed to host WM as well.

Damn.