𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋

🌞Leo ↗️Gemini🌛Sagittarius 🏳️‍🌈 Love is LOVE 💜

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

The world is shitty enough, we need to stop being so fckn shitty to each other 🌿

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Someone told me I HAD to do the thing I was already planning to do, so now I can’t do the thing.

I can’t really explain why I can’t do the thing, I just… can’t do the thing.

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

My mom says my house smells like a yoga studio ✅️ achievement unlocked

[Kajornwan Chueng | Sienna Frost | Faye @Siennafrst]

It’s been a week and I’m still thinking about what my 14-yo son said when I asked him how he goes about achieving success:

“Doing the bare minimum required for the result needed.”

The boy is a straight A, top of class, scholarship student. Something important is going on here:

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

@meegsbrady Ask for 1/2 hot chocolate 1/2 coffee it is basically the same thing (try with a shot of espresso for some extra razzle dazzle) 🤙🏻

[ADHDinos @ADHDinos]

Problem stacking

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Life with ADHD:

"Sorry, this link has expired."
"Sorry, that food has expired."
"Sorry, your license has expired."

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

What in the world possesses people to shake bathroom stall doors instead of looking underneath for feet to see if it is occupied 🤦🏻‍♀️

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

✨️

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

Take that nasty attitude and shove it up your butt -- far, far away from me 👌🏻

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

It's not worth risking your physical health for a job.

It's not worth risking your mental health for a job.

It's not worth risking your WELL BEING for a JOB.

Such a profit-centric world. This is one of the many reasons the holiday season feels crappy 🥲🥶

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

The smell of fall leaves burning 🤌🏻🍂

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Lazy = I don’t want to do the thing.

ADHD = I desperately WANT to do the thing, but I just can’t seem to START doing the thing.

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

THIS IS WHY this is why people frequent bars and not churches. If I miss church no one misses me 🤷🏻‍♀️ but maybe that's just my perspective.

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

Bro I GOTTA VENT

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

So I go to the local bar I frequent today, haven't been in regularly in over a month or two. The bartender immediately tells me she was thinking about me and wondering if/ when I'd be back

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

To the women who are labeled...
AGGRESSIVE: keep being assertive
BOSSY: keep on leading
DIFFICULT: keep telling the truth
TOO MUCH: keep taking up space
COMPLICATED: keep asking hard questions

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

Metal/ screamo concerts will always rise above with both sets and fellow concert goers 🤙🏻 #KORN2022

[𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕟🦋 @LumpySpaceShan]

Okay, snap stories and Facebook stories are really starting to piss me the frack off. They do not retain the formatting I put on the draft in the final, and it takes so damn long to post I don't notice it's messed up until HOURS later. UGH

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Plants make me happy 🌿