Luna Jai

Just a professional misanthrope with mood swings, sweet tooth and carefully curated playlists. Rants, records spontaneous outbursts of pedantry & eccentricity.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Signs of reading an actual nice, sweet, slow-burn? Wiggling toes and an irritatingly big smile on the face.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

When it got tough, I used to say, 'Why me?'
But now, I'm more like, 'Try me.'

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

I'm not shy. I just don't like you.

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Utterly disappointing. Should never have trusted you, put my faith in you.

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Manipulation and deception. Is there anything more to you than these two traits? Oh wait, there is! Audacity. The audacity to change colours.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

No, good luck to you. Since luck may be the only thing that brought you so far. Going forward, you may need a lot more of that, if you want to survive with this shitty personality of yours.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Well, two can play this game. Beeech.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

There's no point in wasting your breath on fools. They're not gonna understand anyway.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

I hate you. 7 up.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

You never know which is going to be your last moment alive. Any moment could be your last. You could die any moment. Just like that. No warning. No signs. Any meal could be your last. Any smile could be your last. Alive one moment and not alive the next.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Love can wait. Sugar cravings cannot!

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The line between pain and pleasure is very thin. One can easily be mistaken for the other. One can easily give way to the other.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Living alone because you're independent can feel fun. But sometimes, it can also feel like an exile. A punishment.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Revenge is a luxury of those with the power.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Being a misanthrope is the only way to live. And no, this is not 'just' a I-hate-all-humans phase. This is a standard setting.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Soulmated so hard so, I don't think I'll be able to do anything for a while...

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

Money seems to be everything. You have nothing if you don't have money. You can't trust anyone with money. You can never have enough of it. Money. It's a curse dressed as a blessing.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

@Airtel_Presence Unlike it's username, Airtel actually 'doesn't' seem to care. I am so sick and tired of talking to stupid airtel chatboxes which cannot understand my problem but keeps repeating irrelevant info. No humans at Airtel? Ha! Right.

[Luna Jai @Luna_JLu]

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