Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله

History is NOT happenstance. It is conspiratorial, carefully planned, and executed by people in power. "Divide and rule" is an ancient ruling class strategy.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@NintendoAmerica Reggie would have gotten the BotW DLC included for free.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@JustBilliam Every time an ex-WWE talent shows up here I still think of that old TNA meme where they show up with a low effort sound-alike name like, "Oh my god, Taz! What's Tasha Banx doing in the Impact Zone?!"

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@Provokatov Looks like Gary Busey.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@criticcatdotcom @WWE I remember watching it on pay-per-view, that crowd was wild.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@WWE This one is in my top 3.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@Provokatov Psychiatrists are gonna make bank in the next 10 to 15 years when all these kids are grown up and left damaged by all this.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@Provokatov I see nothing wrong with this, nothing at all.

**locks all the windows and doors and turns the lights out**

👀

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@WWE I see someone discovered the old "Grunge" font from like 25 years ago.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

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[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@JzonAzari @WWE @netflix Being a 10 year deal valued at $5 billion says it is the right move... for their pocketbooks.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@FatherOfTears Rather hear that kind of frustration and anger than the standard scripted horseshit.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@KingLily_ Probably the most convincing Generic Wrestle Man™ has ever been about anything.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@WearOSbyGoogle @AllTrails @onepeloton @MyFitnessPal Eat a dick Peloton

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@TheChiefNerd @joerogan @TheRock Loyalty to the parties is the problem though, those parties don't care about this country or us, they're only out to serve their own interests and their corporate masters. They keep us at each others' throats so they can run away with all the money, the old "divide & rule" strat.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@IMPACTWRESTLING Never stopped referring to the company as TNA. Impact Wrestling was never a good name, it's bland and generic. The double entendre implied by "TNA" isn't the most wholesome but it was catchy enough to get stuck in our heads for 20 years so I guess the mob has spoken.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@WWE Wow, that actually paid for the song, I'm genuinely surprised.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@robreiner Once a meathead, always a meathead.

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@POTUS

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

#DnD

[Alan Rizkallah | آلان رزق الله @LunaEclypse]

@danbenbow Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper actually likes you.