LunarLaser

I'm 21 and I love Pokemon. Other interests are constantly changing. Future Sprigatito haver.

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@JimmyWhetzel But could you romance George Washington?

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@disintrstedhomo Math and PEMDAS are made up anyway so who I'm not gonna lose sleep. Over this at least.

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@disintrstedhomo Is it... Is it not 1?

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@disintrstedhomo If I had a nickel for every time a marvel actor did something shitty less than a week after I watched their movie, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot buts it's weird that it happened twice.

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@disintrstedhomo Congratulations. You payed attention to the movie.

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@disintrstedhomo At my high school they didn't allow hats except Fridays but you had to pay a dollar to wear it.

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@disintrstedhomo Just tattoo f*g on your forehead. You won't get questions, but you'll get many a statements.

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@disintrstedhomo Prove it

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@disintrstedhomo Lavendont

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@disintrstedhomo I'm my most productive when I'm putting of something I absolutely don't want to do. It's how I got through finals.

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@disintrstedhomo You don't tell me what to do

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@disintrstedhomo But you're robbing people of your beautiful face.

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@disintrstedhomo Just think of the long term goal. The crochet Pokemon.

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@disintrstedhomo "accidentally"

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@TheMilesLuna Worse I did it sober.

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@disintrstedhomo Did you just call me a feugiat?

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@disintrstedhomo Ben. I can say without a doubt this is the worst thing you have ever said.

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@disintrstedhomo Make me, coward

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@disintrstedhomo No bc I'm baby

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@SnapsCube Yo literally just got my 2nd moderna an hour ago and I got finals all weekend so cheers.