Monarch Of The Moon

The Moon shall RISE!!!

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

Sup. The Moon gets WiFi now.
#Tweetintfortheman #andbythatImeanthemaninthemoon

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

Guess what, we now have a name for the lunar national anthem.

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

A total lunar eclipse, or blood moon, that will coincide with a super moon will be visible next month. It's called a SUPER BLOOD WOLF MOON.

(Yes, we checked, and that's actually what it's called.)
https://t.co/QpKTZ6j881

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? No! Just me. Okay then. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Paige A. Collymore @McflurryNoMore]

I don’t really know what I expected, but definitely not this.
#NewVideo #FridayFeeling https://t.co/6kfQp2PLqp

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

When you lose your kid, just shout Jason! a bunch of times. Doesn’t matter if his name’s Jason or not.
#VideoGameLessonsLearned

[Paige A. Collymore @McflurryNoMore]

Is it just me or does it look like this lady is trying to steal her soul.
#What #RandomThought

[Paige A. Collymore @McflurryNoMore]

The Twilight Saga In Entirety (That's right. All of it) - Madness with A... https://t.co/4illfeDEFn via @YouTube
Well, there goes a month of my life.
#sorrynotsorry #TwilightNearlyKilledMe

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

Fuck this kid.

Fuck that kid.

Fuck you too.

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

#OddWaysToMakeAFriend

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Never have I wanted a biopic so bad.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

One year ago today, a 91 minute film about emojis on your phone debuted in theaters. It featured a 15 minute dance sequence and 8 poop jokes. God has yet to forgive us

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

My favorite baking ingredient? #ThatsSoVanilla

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The line to get in line for Peter Pan’s Flight #BoringDisneyAttractions

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

Has anyone ever noticed that nursery rhymes were actually just the way people got gossip around back in olden days:
“Did you hear that Georgie Porgie kissed the girls and made them cry”
“Oh my. Well, I heard that Jack and Jill went up the hill”
“No way!”
#childhoodruined

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

What blood type are you? Also, do you smoke, have any genetic illnesses, or have had trouble with alcoholism? Asking for no reason. #RandomThingsToAskAStranger

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Making Children into chocolate is murder! #ProtestSignsAtTheWonkaFactory

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@JonTronShow Let’s not forget the fact that the queen toy is called “The Dancing Queen”

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

That was my life and times. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go fake my death. #LastPageOfMyAutobiography

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

I want Purge 5 to be about people committing petty crimes like double parking or whizzing in public or purchasing turtles smaller than 4 inches.

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

My 5 biggest life problems:
5. Phone battery running low.
4. Money (or lack there of)
3. Twitter not having an “edit tweet” option.
2. The constant ravaging of time wasting away all hope and joy.
1. Running out of @JonTronShow to watch.

[Monarch Of The Moon @LunarMonarch]

#FromElationToDespairIn4Words
New Pants. Mustard stain.