let’s be clear, a lot of women don’t have “trust issues”. we have “i’ve seen this pattern of behavior before, and i’ll be damned if i go through the same shit again” issues.
Ppl say drunk actions are sober thoughts, but that’s a lie. Drunk me does things that I‘d never even consider doing sober. Last night I was shitfaced & my friend claims I was leaving bartenders tips, and I even gave a homeless person a couple bucks. I really need to stop drinking
[at a dive bar]
Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.
Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.
Falling asleep waiting on Triple A to come tow Brents car because they’re 15 minutes late and I guarantee you if i have to wait more then 5 minutes after this at the DMV I’m making a fort and taking a nap