Guadalupe

just beep bopping around

[g @34rths]

I regret speaking and I regret not speaking

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”
Me at work :

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"ur free trial has expired"

-Me and my card details;

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sorry for being a bitch I’m in a caloric deficit

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[hayden starfighter✨ @rotsoka]

HE WON (im not from new york)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

[໊ @user0000O0]

me hiding from the plans i made when i was in a good mood

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

that lady is robbing all of you blind with cheap shit and terrible music so she can make her next billion i’m crying lol

[♰ @reeceollld]

starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind