Catherine❤️

[Catherine❤️ @Lusc_19]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 204! #WordBrain #words

[cass💛 @cassidy_silva]

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pen.

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

Reasons why I stop replying:
1. I'm busy
2. you're boring
3. I'm mad
4. you replied with one word
5. I'm on twitter
6. I'm eating

[Sorry not sorry! @ltsComedyTruth]

Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by nike.

[MEG @MegsDeAngelis]

this morning my shower was so long that the automatic lights turned off in the middle of it

[savana @imnotsavana]

when actual funny people tell you you're funny it means a lot ajshhahah

[Sorry not sorry! @ltsComedyTruth]

Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

[Catherine❤️ @Lusc_19]

The feeling when you know you have a hair elastic on your wrist then 5 seconds later you look at your wrist and your hair elastic is gone.