Lu

Coffee Addict ☕
Chelsea FC 💙
Orlando Pirates FC 🏴‍☠️
FC Barcelona 🇪🇸Certified Drug Dealer 💊

[Lu @Lustah23]

Parents also need counseling. You can't be angry at someone for spending time with their partner while you're at home with yours. Ngeke.

[Lu @Lustah23]

Sometimes ase flu, mmele o lapile kego ba side chick. 🤞🏾

[Lu @Lustah23]

@link_bottom Uyanyisa
Uyinyisist
Unenyisism
Nyis us with your nyisiology
🔥🥵

[Lu @Lustah23]

@_Hybreed_

[Lu @Lustah23]

@Neilwejoy Ke 6pack

[Lu @Lustah23]

Liam Rosenior and his boys would have ruined my weekend by now

[Lu @Lustah23]

@Neilwejoy hey, hope you are good

Are you at your place?

[Lu @Lustah23]

Dating in your 30s and 40s is something else 😂

You call at 8pm thinking you’re being ignored… meanwhile the poor thing is fast asleep 😭

[Lu @Lustah23]

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems and responsibilities will wake you up by force.

[Lu @Lustah23]

@Neilwejoy Good morning beautiful

[Lu @Lustah23]

@Neilwejoy Good morning beautiful 🤗

[Lu @Lustah23]

@Neilwejoy I hope your day went well 🤗

[Lu @Lustah23]

Stop helping women if you want sexual favours in return.

[Lu @Lustah23]

I tried watching BB Mzansi, ae guys ntwe enyaka osa hlalefa. 🙈

[Lu @Lustah23]

@Nduuh_Masondo

[Lu @Lustah23]

I went on a date with a girl wearing ripped jeans, and the biggest challenge wasn’t the conversation... it was resisting the urge to moisturize her knees. 🙄

[Lu @Lustah23]

Di logile di main chicks...

Go setse bo "O mperekile byang ka lebaka lele?"

[Lu @Lustah23]

I’m still trying to figure out how I’ll get the company’s laptop back from Cash Crusaders. 🤔😢

[Lu @Lustah23]

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go and look at what you’ve done.

[Lu @Lustah23]

If you’re constantly trying to prove your worth to someone, you’ve already forgotten your value.