CASUALLY FOUND A BOOK FULL OF BULLSHIT IN MY HOTEL ROOM? I KNOW FUCKING WEIRD.
SO IM ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE AND GET ALL MY CREAMY LOAD ALL OVER IT, PROBABLY SHIT ON IT TOO.
I WILL IMAGINE IS JESUS MOUTH INSTEAD SERVING ME AS A TOILET
AND THERE AT THE BLOODY ALTAR, BEFORE HIS EYES, YOU SHALL GET A TASTE OF THE MOST DELICIOUS DARKEST PLEASURES OF LIFE, FOR THEY COME FILLED WITH EVIL, INSIDIOUS, MALEVOLENT INTENT. DO NOT FIGHT BACK YOUR PRIMAL SEX DESIRES, LET YOURSELF GO AND HE MIGHT SHOW YOU THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
HAIL SATAN