Lauren

Lennon’s mom. registered nurse. hot mess. 🫶🏼🌿✨

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

@POTUS The world is more on fire than ever before, and we're still choosing capitalism. Hot damn. 😅

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

What is the point of having children, if not to always have people in the car to sing the @maydayparade harmonies with?

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Bringing your kid on the Polar Express train ride is a low-key flex in my book. You’re paying how many hundred??? 💅🏻 To go absolutely nowhere??? 💅🏻Hot cocoa is extra??? 💅🏻

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

@marissaashleyy_ Thank you! So far, I’m ok. Just a bad head cold. My kids are well, thankfully!

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Imagine working as a nurse the entire pandemic, directly with Covid patients during every surge… only to get Covid for the FIRST TIME in the middle of summer, on your maternity leave. 🫠

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

I thought I was going to be the only person who never went to Cisco, but now they have Dairy Made soft serve.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

6 weeks of 🥹

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

7lbs of sweetness has got our family feeling so complete 🤍

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

I just want to have this baby already, but I’m also not looking forward to birthing a whole person again. Ugh.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

*** Just add baby***

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Today, I had brutal/inconsistent Braxton Hicks contractions, and came dangerously close to vomiting in Best Buy. So, don’t come at me with your “pregnancy is beautiful” comments.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Last night, my husband and I watched the Samsung screensaver on our TV for like 45 minutes. We were so over tired, and laughed hysterically about it the entire time. Marry someone that makes that boring shit fun.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Husband will still try to say there was no room on HIS side of the bed. 🙄

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Lennon told me today that “if she worked at @Applebees, she would always sit me at a table with a red lamp shade”…
And idk what that actually means, but I take comfort in how well cared for she made it sound.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

The Righteous Gemstone’s is fucking hilarious, and clearly underrated.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

And if you don’t know what Lorna Doone’s are, grow the fuck up and get a colonoscopy or something.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Transferring to work on a unit that has unlimited Lorna Doone’s at my fingertips has been a huge upgrade to my benefits.

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

Renting a big dumpster this weekend was a top-tier nesting/spring cleaning move.

I feel kinda freeeeeeee ✨

[Lauren @Luuuuuza]

@phebeinthesky I honestly don’t understand gender disappointment at all, it kind of irks me. And if you are feeling that strongly about one gender over the other, I don’t think you should invite 20+ people to find out at the same exact time as you 😂