Pope luvs Spurs Son

Rookie manager of football club Pope luvs Spurs Son in Spunks Crew fpl Love but you cannot touch, sorry Francis

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Not.Good.Enough

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COACH POLL HEADING INTO GAMEWEEK 9:

1Schoepfel 17
2Wenzler 19
3Clam 42
4Tweb 44
5Bubba 52
6Moon 57
7McCall 79
8Molter 89
9Garver 95
10Maresco 95
11Penick 96
12Dano 119
13Lenc 124
14Patty 130

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After a couple down weeks, the lads are BACK

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Post-game remarks from the gaffer:

“The horneymen proved to be an admirable opponent but at the end of the day we were hornier. This can be credited to our Captain [Son] who had strippers waiting in the locker room at half. He just wanted it [being the horniest] more”

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MATCH WEEK 5: Another week scoring the most points thus another 3 points. The back line is finally coming together and gaining fitness which makes the squad that much more dangerous

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Death, taxes, and Calvert-Lewin goals

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Name them!

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Another unfortunate loss 47-51 to @2girls1kl0pp. Manager Maresco after dropping 3 straight: “The scoring is there it’s a shame we aren’t as lucky as other managers with less talent but we are confident we will turn it around.” #Horndogs

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MATCH WEEK 4: Tough week for the lads as we take the L. The gaffer takes full responsibility as a late night at the pub Friday clouded his judgement

“Had I trusted the medical staff and played Son we would have taken 3. I need to be better”

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@ArtetasH @MmmmmmBOBBY Ya training together for the second division!

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WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS

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MATCH WEEK 3: Another outstanding performance from the lads. Once again we scored the most points but this time we were fortunate enough to take all 3 points. Key players picked up knocks mid game and their fitness levels are questionable for next week but we will fight on!

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@shelveystan A true battle for the top!

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The manager was hopeful to have a healthy back line for the first time this week but several key defenders picked up knocks mid week and are questionable to play.

“We need to evaluate the training and medical staff. Why can’t we stay healthy? Possible collision with Nuke Gif?”

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🔥 HAVERTZ HAT-TRICK! 🔥

🔵 5-0 🟡 [65'] #CHEBAR

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Club president was asked about rumors that he only bid on Traore to drive up the price and had no intention of signing the lad to which he declined to comment.

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CLUB SIGNING: Please welcome Bertrand Traore to the club! Bertrand has spent the past few years in France maturing his game. We can’t wait to see him darting down the wing showing off his polished skills. His addition will surely give us the strongest midfield in the league

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CLUB SIGNING: Please welcome Bertrand Traore to the club! Bertrand has spent the past few years in France maturing his game. We can’t wait to see him darting down the wing showing off his polished skills. His addition will surely give us the strongest midfield in the league

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How can the Horny supporters have confidence in their manager if he doesn’t even know who they’re playing next week?

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Manager has just been informed they travel to Finding Timo this week. “We’re on to Finding Timo, something Chelsea wingers have failed to do this season” #FTMEE

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#StandWithMeatHammer #OleOut

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WEEK 2 RESULTS: One for the record books between Schoep and Wenzler sees the points shared, while Molter and Lenc find themselves at 0 points through 2 matches.

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When asked about moving up in the Power Rankings after a strong performance, Wenzler had some emphatic words.

“Are you serious? All that noise is bullish-t. Do you think Lebron James cares what shameful Skip Bayless has to say about him?”

“Someone take this man’s credentials”

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“We are looking to forward to finally having a fully healthy squad next week and introducing Thiago into the lineup. I don’t see how we don’t take 3 points”

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WEEK 2 RECAP: a thrilling 65-65 draw with Finding Timo and the acquisition of M Thiago for $101 mill

The managers thoughts:
“I’m very pleased with how my players performed. It’s a shame we couldn’t have taken all 3 points but I loved our energy and attacking mentality.”