Bruce Luvusi

let life happen

[master @oneeyedteddyy]

"Just block her"
For the love of God, how is she gonna text me when she finally miss me and regret ghosting me?

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@georgediano 🤣🤣that doesn’t work with Messiah

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@BRICSinfo They keep on attacking and destroying the same thing every time?

[Wayvee✝️ @wayveeofficial]

Sadness shall last for a while, but the day cometh when we shall smile.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na wanaume niliwaambia kuna vitu yako haifai kuonekana na mwanamke,sababu akikosea aone,she will never look at you the same. There is a reason our grandparents and ancestors strictly used to have sex at night,sio ati walikua wajinga,apana, they knew. Mwanamke akiona mkundu yako nakwambia heshima hukatikia hapo,that is the most vulnerable body part for a man. Anaanza kuona ukiwa brukenge. Unamwambia kitu anakumbuka mkundu yako aliona,anajiuliza hii kumbavu inasema nini sasa,eh?

Ndio maana mimi hii ndoa yangu imekawia namna hii. Bibi yangu miaka hii tano nimekua nikiswaga yeye,west pokot yangu hajai ona. Isipokua ni ile siku moja akiwa na mimba aliniamsha saa nane usiku kuniambia anaskia kuninusa huko nyuma,na asiponinusa atakufa,hakuna siku ingine. Juu mimi kitendo huwa namaliza namna hii napiga gear ya reverse mpaka bafu. Navalia unyaso yangu huko. Natokelezea sasa kama john cena

Kama nyumba haina bafu,nikimaliza kutandika yeye namna hii,kabla agundue nimemaliza,nishaaruka chini ya kitanda. Namwambia niangalie kinyasa yangu apo kwa mablanketi. Na kama kitanda pia ni ndogo sigwesi ingia chini,naingia ceiling kama salamander. Namwambia susan nipatilie boxer yangu. Ndio nateremka. We must guard ourselves men

Bwana some of these things you will never learn in unifasti.

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@_fwambui Bookmarks more than likes🙌😂

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@UTDTrey Only for him to be knocked out by Spain

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@edgarwabwire_ Yaani hii yote ni ukulima unafanya😂😂

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@Josh001J @IAbdallahke That’s the worst thing Egypt would wish for

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@UTDTrey How? Did Argentina rob Colombia to be eliminated?

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@edgarwabwire_ I’m so happy you’ll be saying that all your life 😭😭

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@georgediano I’m enjoying your tears

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@UTDTrey

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@WelBeast We’re feasting your pain and tears

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@georgediano Mtu anaeza fikiria uko serious kumbe ni shamba unalima 🤣

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

You can never be careful enough. Just pray it never happens to you.

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Oladele]

Just Retweet, don’t say anything

[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@UTDTrey You even believed in witchcraft but still not🤣🤣

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

One thing some people don't know is that the same Spain 🇪🇸 will eliminate France 🇫🇷 and then lose to Argentina 🇦🇷 in the World Cup final.

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[Bruce Luvusi @LuvusiBruce]

@georgediano