Aury 𐙚

well let me think, babes…

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Absolute superhero landing 🇺🇸💀

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Absolute superhero landing 🇺🇸💀

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

after my worst breakup, a guy friend stepped up and became my absolute rock. no pressure, no flirting, just cooked me meals, listened to me cry for hours, and helped me feel safe again.
i genuinely thought i’d found a soul-brother for life. six months in, the moment i finally smiled and said “i think i’m finally healed and ready to date again,” he immediately snapped:
“cool, so does that mean my turn starts tonight or what?”…

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

An attempted ATM robbery at the CITGO gas station on grand and Ashland was caught on video recently. 😲

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my coworker always asks me to cover his weekend shifts. a few weeks ago, i asked him to cover just two hours for me on a Friday because a family emergency came up. he gave me a whole speech: “i value my personal time off. i have a busy life and my weekends are sacred. i don’t sacrifice my peace for work stuff when i’m off the clock.”
a few weeks later, he asked me to take his Sunday night shift so he could go to a concert...

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Throwing a tennis ball directly at someone's head and blaming their wrist is top-tier gaslighting

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Bro fought a police officer, lost his bike, used the bike as a weapon, got tackled, ran away, came BACK to steal the bike, and escaped into the sunset 😭

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

An old video of lacy has resurfaced on the internet 😭

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

@wottheberry Yeah Girl math: 5 minutes means whenever I’m actually ready

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

i knew the N word was coming any moment. The fatigue 😒🤫

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

They were beefing online so they met up ‼️😭

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Clavicular’s best friend Drago now faces SERIOUS LEGAL TROUBLE after ASSAULTING an innocent girl live on stream 😲

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Bro throwed a flying knee, slipped on dirt, lost his shoe, and STILL tried to throw hands like a UFC contender

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Black girl Vs white girl fight

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Bro is definitely going to cancel the subscription he got at the jujitsu gym 😐

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Having your side chick and baby mama show up at the exact same time is crazy, but bro standing in the middle taking stray hits with his arms wide open like a pacifist referee is insane

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

"Excuse me, can I just pay for my snacks please?" during a full-blown gas station brawl is CRAZY 😭

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Dat was da most polite knockout I've ever seen.

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

Two women got into a fight inside a shopping mall in China, while several men stood by and watched. One woman tried to intervene but couldn’t stop it because of the physical strength involved.
#fight

[Aury 𐙚 @Luxaury_]

AP THE FIGHTER VS ANTHONY TAYLOR🔥
AP gets DROPPED in R1…
Then comes back with an INSANE comeback!