after my worst breakup, a guy friend stepped up and became my absolute rock. no pressure, no flirting, just cooked me meals, listened to me cry for hours, and helped me feel safe again.
i genuinely thought i’d found a soul-brother for life. six months in, the moment i finally smiled and said “i think i’m finally healed and ready to date again,” he immediately snapped:
“cool, so does that mean my turn starts tonight or what?”…
my coworker always asks me to cover his weekend shifts. a few weeks ago, i asked him to cover just two hours for me on a Friday because a family emergency came up. he gave me a whole speech: “i value my personal time off. i have a busy life and my weekends are sacred. i don’t sacrifice my peace for work stuff when i’m off the clock.”
a few weeks later, he asked me to take his Sunday night shift so he could go to a concert...
Bro fought a police officer, lost his bike, used the bike as a weapon, got tackled, ran away, came BACK to steal the bike, and escaped into the sunset 😭
Having your side chick and baby mama show up at the exact same time is crazy, but bro standing in the middle taking stray hits with his arms wide open like a pacifist referee is insane
Two women got into a fight inside a shopping mall in China, while several men stood by and watched. One woman tried to intervene but couldn’t stop it because of the physical strength involved.
#fight