Dude 🇰🇪

A bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

[Bemzy 🇳🇬 @agbemz7]

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" and we've only been dating for 12years

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

@tomieinlove But neither can hold a candle to Ted Taylor using a parabolic mirror's concentrated reflection from an atomic blast to light his cigarette.

[AnonTeacher @teacherhottakes]

@Freyy_is It's not x, but y.

Not this partial thought. Not this fragment. Not this half idea.

It's the "quietly" doing any action.

It's the double space between each line of a post.

Not this. Not that. Not the other.

It's all of it. And the worst part? It's EVERYWHERE.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

He’s in the final interview. Now reveal there’s an internal candidate.

[Philosway @philosway]

“People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[annie @soychotic]

@vussyviz Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results

[` @lisaawrites]

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

[Kenyanbirder @Kenyabirder]

Mountain Grey Woodpecker in Murang'a

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

One time I went for a parents day and my son had preformed really terriblly . On the way home I took him for nyama choma , bought him some new clothes and some DVDS to watch at home. I refused to pass on the trauma of achievement based love . Many men including myself and more famous masculinity prophets suffer from this , it's a terrible burden to believe that only when we achieve do we deserve love .He learnt to share bad and good news with me . But I can't share any bad news with them at all ,my wound is too deep .

[WBG @TheRealWBG]

Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him

[Dan Hentschel @danghentschel]

I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

On the launchpad.

In the final stretch of its 12-hour journey to Launch Pad 39B on Jan. 17, the Artemis II rocket and spacecraft formed a silhouette in the glowing Florida sunset. Teams are now preparing the rocket for a wet dress rehearsal, targeted for no later than Feb. 2.

[Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus]

Thank you for teaching me the meaning of "plethora".

It means a lot.

[Dude 🇰🇪 @lvmkernel]

Love wins 😂

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

Najua unataka kunasa wamama na hii screen lakini mimi ndio umetega bois,nikuje lini tuone sisu apo

[Dude 🇰🇪 @lvmkernel]

@kichwa_ 😂