Ivy

Shit talk: musings of single motherhood, crazy shit my kid says, ridiculing celebrities. Yep...that about sums it up. 😁

[Ivy @LWLH]

@Reese22 They don't want anyone to be educated....ignorant and uneducated is their key demographic.

[Ivy @LWLH]

@Reese22 Same, that is practically the only thing on my FYP

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

North Dakota Republicans just voted to raise their own meal reimbursements to $45/day— less than two weeks after blocking a bill to provide free school lunches to low-income students. https://t.co/v0IRggFitR

[Ivy @LWLH]

My daughter woke me up at the asscrack of dawn crying because we forgot to make a leprechaun trap.

Needless to say...we're currently making one. 😐

[Ivy @LWLH]

@pnwlifewithbrit My mom changed my name when I was six months old. I went from Serena Lorraine to Ivy Mae 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

Just say “Blackness.”

[Lucero Cantu @luceroicantu]

C-SPAN needs to set up a confessional camera ASAP

[Ivy @LWLH]

@Reese22 Sir, you should've just stayed retired. 🥴

[juni @wtfffjuni]

dating me is easy u just gotta reassure me u like me every 45 seconds

[Ivy @LWLH]

@xofzil Indulge us. 🤔😏

[Chelsea S. @UmEarth2Chelsea]

“Ariel wasn’t Black!”

& Jesus wasn’t white. Cope.

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

really absurd how twitter is always at its peak thru death and controversy

[Ivy @LWLH]

Sounds about right....🤔

[🌻Being Reese🌻 @Reese22]

Just so you know: if you're struggling finding a decent job, it's not just you. Companies are required to post "Now Hiring" signs as a stipulation of their PPP loans. But they don't actually have any intention of hiring anyone (1)

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list

[Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton]

An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Can someone explain to me how a billionaire paying $0 in taxes is "smart" but a laid-off worker getting their unemployment insurance benefits is "leeching off the system?"

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

It's always "$600 checks two years ago and 50-cent raises for workers are causing inflation"

and never "$3 trillion from the Fed to bail out the stock market, $1 trillion in annual corporate stock buybacks and a 1,322% rise in CEO pay since 1978 are causing inflation"

[Ivy @LWLH]

@savannahsmiled No worries girl, half of them are probably full of shit. Amaya was an awesome baby but she had her asshole moments too.