LWYE

Helping the world get along better with Engineers, and vice versa - not that the engineers really care about getting along!

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Women are from Venus, Men from Mars. Where did the engineers come from? Why didn't they stay there? Humorous Blog : http://t.co/MwUo4F4qRe

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Or become an engineer! https://t.co/sznByrMxik

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

If having your heart ripped out of your chest on a daily basis sounds like a good time, then having teenagers might be right for you.

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

This is why we struggle in relationships! We thought she'd like it that a random thought went in her direction!
#YourEngineerDoesntPlanAnythingAtHome https://t.co/92wHQqdrXy

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My husband let me sleep in late and then made me pancakes.

Someone please let Dateline know my death was absolutely premeditated.

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Yes, finally! That's what it is!
#WhyIAmAnEngineer
#IThoughtGiftsWereGoodThings https://t.co/oTs1Oh7zTr

[Tater's Trailer Park 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I don't try to annoy people on purpose. It's a gift.

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Well there goes half of our fall wardrobe! https://t.co/uk3xTn4P7E

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

If you own a tan trench coat you're either a flasher or a detective from 1951.

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Romance and your engineer - Are they compatible? Yes, but not in the ways YOU think they should be!
Blog post at https://t.co/wCKPX3ShHK

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@PennyBTaylor A GSOH is what separates engineers from accountants. Blog is humorous advice for the long suffering wife of a male engineer!

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Your engineer's Needs list is short, but persistent!
Blog post : Cuddly https://t.co/QIbLmG30xk

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

@FloodyHippie @stanleybehrman
So THAT'S what we're doing wrong! We thought it was about you!

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

@wendchymes @_Water_Baby You're right. Sometimes a good burger needs 2 bites!

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Doing unusual things is easy. Doing something spectacularly unusual? THAT takes talent - or an engineer! https://t.co/UqGn8bzy5Y

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Your engineer hates to be late for a social event. Too bad everyone else hates for him to be early!
Timeliness https://t.co/Cu5pZ44DHA

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Your engineer has a tough life! Look at the idiots he works with every day! How can you help him? THAT'S funny! https://t.co/KloVGhdrvS

[Bryant Bryant® @BryMastas]

The circus is always in town inside my mind.

[Texas Tornado @Anjuynia]

Thanks for the recent follow @SSNjl @LWYEngineer @tweettroops Happy to connect :) have a great Monday. >> Get FREE? https://t.co/eBuzRKZqjI

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

Getting down to the bottom line! https://t.co/11FEA4jaHT

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@HoustonWelder Yes, you did! Words get in the way don't they!

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

@HoustonWelder So do we love engineers! We have to - we are engineers and SOMEBODY has to love us!

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

And since we are married we now know what's in ALL the aisles, not just the beer cooler! https://t.co/zUobRJUYVW

[Mom and Wine @momandwine]

Since I'm a parent I now know where every bathroom is in every store like the back of my hand 👧🏼👦🏽

[LWYE @LWYEngineer]

@AnivoxAnon Msg filters are only so good. We see a word, you get added as someone who might be interested in our "humor". Glad u like it