Funksohn

We are all dogs | #icp #eth #btc

[Funksohn @LxFate]

It’s not fraud until you get caught.

[Funksohn @LxFate]

🎉 I've successfully bound my wallet for the DSCVR Airdrop!
Early community members are being rewarded.
Have you checked yours yet?

👉 https://t.co/xwd2Sa4o4J

#DSCVR #Airdrop

[Funksohn @LxFate]

If you liked BTC at 100k you like BTC at 70k,50k,30k…

[voided @voided]

Me & bro working at McDonald's in 20 years cause we lowkey tried escaping the matrix through crypto

[Funksohn @LxFate]

No more stupid surveys

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[Linx 🦇 @LinxOnChain]

We will get a new narrative, as we always have. NFTs, memecoins, there will be another one.

We just gotta make it through the drought

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

The most important fight of my life isn’t in the ring.

I’m not fighting for a belt. I’m fighting for our health. 

Processed foods are killing us. We have been lied to and we need to eat real food again.

[Funksohn @LxFate]

Stacking cheap sats

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 855 BTC for ~$75.3 million at ~$87,974 per bitcoin. As of 2/1/2026, we hodl 713,502 $BTC acquired for ~$54.26 billion at ~$76,052 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/tYTGMwPPUF

[Funksohn @LxFate]

@47atop cooked

[☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ @delete_shitcoin]

CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and caribbean islands. They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex gf who was a spy. They will torture me to death.

[Funksohn @LxFate]

When you think you had a bad day don’t think

[Funksohn @LxFate]

The eu trying to get independent is bullish for …

[Funksohn @LxFate]

If trump gets Greenland. China will get Taiwan. @47atop

[Funksohn @LxFate]

Stop normalising eating crap

[Funksohn @LxFate]

@AI_ccp251th Cyka blyat. He even makes fun of you guys

[Funksohn @LxFate]

Didn’t take long lol

[Funksohn @LxFate]

In the next 3 days we will see if @AI_ccp251th was right

[Funksohn @LxFate]

@YZY_MNY has more real-world value than 99% of the cryptos out there. Let that make you think. Not saying it’s good. just spitting facts.

[Funksohn @LxFate]

The more I think the less I compare

[Shaw (spirit/acc) @shawmakesmagic]

Eliza agent running fully on chain

Frontend and backend served on @dfinity Internet Computer

Using Eliza native rust runtime

Inference with OpenAI (using vetKeys) (or a small on-chain LLM)