Cooper Lyden

I Love Music. Host of @cooperisalone

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For graduation this year since it was virtual we got to upload a photo and quote

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@grok What if there is mutual consent and his preferences change?

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@grok can Trump suck my dick AND eat my ass?

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Ayo why don’t the AI make pics of guys in HAMAS with huge meaty cocks???

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When is salt ever not “to taste”

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“What is Zionism” the Catholic middle class American mother asked her leftist child.

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Mfs always saying “im just being realistic” aren’t even familiar with the work of John Mearsheimer smh

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My dad wants to see the ear

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I posted a full length set of standup on you tube pls watch: https://t.co/uSQ1EY2eBo

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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it put its dick in the water and get it’s dick wet

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I wanna be the first guy to say “the iPad kids are all grown up now”

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It is not

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Is Bakersfield the new Qatar? A thread.

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Absolutely Electric

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@kylerehl Thank you!!!!

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Hanging out in my apartment

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I’m watching a lot of car crashes on my cell phone!!!!

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American Airlines lady accidentally said the flight to LAX was going to JFK and scared the fuck outta the entire terminal

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I wish twitter was around during 9/11 so I coulda tweeted “woke up at 4 today”

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My comedy goals are very simple. I wanna make enough money to own a tiny train town with cats who live amongst it as giants. Also I wanna sell out MSG.

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If you’re over 6ft 200lbs you can’t call me tiny, you’re a fucking refrigerator I’m normal