Connor Lye

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

“Why are they so quick to point out it’s a white male?!”

Probably because you fucking lunatics would start getting drunk, rioting, committing arson and pushing all sorts of deranged misinformation if they didn’t.

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

There’s something so funny about putting out such a serious campaign video to fight a bin

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

One of England's all-time greatest captains, Ben Stokes, has decided to retire from international cricket at the end of this Test match.

Ben, you have been the most inspirational captain, leader and legend this team could have ever hoped for.

We love you so much and wish you all the best in your retirement ❤️

England will never be the same again.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

“Britain is a Christian country” usually translates to:

“I haven’t been to church in 15 years but I need a reason to hate immigrants.”

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

In Sunderland, Reform stood David Barker.

Who beat his girlfriend “black and blue”.

He also neglected and burnt his child with cigarettes. He was given a suspended sentence.

It comes up when you Google him.

He won in the council election.

He’s now a Reform Councillor.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Reform voters will be confused next week when starmer is still the prime minister

[sam @wwfcBanx_]

shit you not some reform voters will wake up in the morning and be confused because nigel fridge isn’t president

[Luke Robert Black 🌳 @lukerobertblack]

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

[Hugo @HugoTHFC]

If you’re below the age of 60 and vote for these cunts I have to assume you’re mentally challenged

[🍁 @OlIyCFC]

If you’re under 55 and vote for this party you are an unfathomably large idiot.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Jon Hollis @JonHollis9]

Hard to believe the pretend Shadow Home Secretary didn’t spot this was a joke.

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

Tuesday night: Joe Willock goal ruled out by VAR by an eyebrow.

Saturday night: Tammy Abraham goal wrongly given as there is no VAR.

🥴

#NUFC #AVLNEW #AVFC

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

He has looked class for Villa here tbf #NUFC

[Connor Lye @LyeConnor]

@bet365 fancy sorting this out, been doing the same thing for 2 minutes until yous decide to change the cash out?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home

Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home

[. @jdpoc]

"My old friend Nathan Gill, who I've never met, accidentally tripped over a briefcase containing £50,000 and then coincidentally the next day spouted pro Russian propaganda in the EU, as did I. And as far as I'm concerned that's the end of the matter."

[Connor Lye @LyeConnor]

Some game of darts that mind

[Dan Bardell @danbardell]

Villa and Newcastle talking about Osula…

Uefa: “you can’t do that, you’ve already traded with each other this transfer window!!!”

Chelsea and Strasbourg….

Uefa: “This is fine”

[Pete Graves @PeteGravesTV]

Woltemade turned down Bayern Munich to sign for #NUFC after talks with Eddie Howe... Barcelona are coming back to St James'... What a night on Tyneside 😉⚫⚪⚫⚪