Lyfe

[sayden @xoxosayden]

I think about this at least twice a week

[David Sikabwe from Going Spaceward @thustweetsdavid]

Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige.

(My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)

[Onyx🔮✨ @Girlonyx_]

My antisocial ass coming home from a long day of socializing 😂

[lex @bluntsznn]

friends that understand ur antisocial phases & don’t try making u feel like shit about it >>>>>>>

[BABYJAY @babyjaythamovie]

I don’t act like I have my shit together. Some days I be straight. Some days I be deep in my thoughts. Some days I’m in my feelings. Some days I’m thuggin. Some days I’m super happy. Who df knows. It is what it is.

[The Snack That Smiles Back @_JulyAlsina]

Me getting called “fake” because I don’t text back https://t.co/sOnV4ku04q

[Vontee @ImVontee]

Bathroom breaks are NOT to be took on YOUR 15min breaks or lunches... we use bathroom breaks on COMPANY time.

[suicidal Niners fan @_SmokeySF]

Most accurate thing I’ve seen. I still remember when ol dude got killed by a train and someone said he gay for getting a train ran on him

[Ⓩⓐⓝⓔⓜⓥⓤⓛⓐ 🌧️ @i_malz]

God is not preparing you for anything, you are just suffering.

[10f1 @polycurlzz]

I pull both genders i know fasho i ain ugly

[TYRANT ♉️ @theesbri]

Y’all really got kids... like you get home from work and immediately gotta be someone’s parent. Every. Day.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

please stop taking babies to the movie theaters .. i did not pay $30 to listen to ur weak pull out game

[Globvl 🌍 @globvl_]

Y’all can have my phone now 😭

[bo @bonitaalisa_]

Clock in, clock out, eat, sleep, and repeat.