SexiestLyingWit

Sexiest Lying Wit is satirist and screenwriter Leon Tchaikovsky.

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Of course Pence's Chief of Staff turned down being White House Chief of Staff. In time, he will get there.

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I have reached a point in life where I choose what meal will make my nauseous.

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Wait, Chanukkah and Hanukkah are the same thing? And all these years I've been celebrating for 16 days?

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Fox disciplines employee for letting guest write introduction and questions. This was done without first running it all past the White House.

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Sandberg: If your response to allegations is to attack the alleger, why aren't you defending against the allegations?

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Obey the law. Otherwise, you risk sharing a room with Donald Trump.

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Republicans demonized Nancy Pelosi as being from "San Francisco", which is a code word for something that makes "middle America" uncomfortable. Yes Pelosi roots for the 49ers.

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@MaceRothenberg @stephrothenberg FANTASTIC! The was so amazing it brought tears of joy to my eyes.

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remember, the denial of the Saudi Crown Prince carries more weight than a CIA report.

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Eating jerky causes psychotic episodes. That explains a number of voters.

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Ivanka claims she did not know she should not use a private server. Did she pay any attention to her father during the campaign?

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The doctor today told me to get my affairs in order. I replied that I am not having any affairs.

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Remember, if a Democrat, but not a Republican, uses private email on a government server, she should be locked up. Prisons are for Democrats, especially if they are people of color.

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Fog from California has reached Philadelphia. A small good news is some of that fog is from Snoop Dog.

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How can Trump think he knows what is on a tape if he refuses to listen to it? Does he know what is on tonight's "The Good Doctor" without watching it?

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Remember, voting machines can be hacked. They are been trials of this and they can be hacked. Voting machine vendors will state their competitors can be hacked. Paper trails should be required.

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In foreign countries, when election results are not close to exit polls, they often discover the elections were rigged. In the USA, when election results are not close to the exit polls, we claim the exit polls are faulty.

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I hope leaf rakers at Mar a Lago go on strike.

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I bet Trump would act differently is Saudi Arabia murdered a Fox News reporter.

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It is easier for a white Walking Dead zombie to vote in Georgia than it is for a person of color.