The way the economy is going right now, if you wake up in the middle of the night to pee, you can’t sleep again 😳
The rest of the night is to calculate how you’ll survive. 😭😂
“Businessman Muse Ariyo, Na Ogun go k!ll you! Na God go pun!sh you, you b@stard!”
—Davido responded back to Muse Ariyo for filing false petition against Davido over $50,000 😳🙆🏽♂️
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house,
And the woman rolls over and says…
"It's my husband, you have to leave!"
The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realises something.
He goes back to the house and says to the woman…..
Your husband is the only person who ever loved you purely by choice.
Your family was already written into your story.
Parents loved you because you were theirs.
Siblings stayed because you shared blood.
Even your child is there because you’re the mother.
But your husband walked in as a complete stranger.
No obligation.
No duty.
No shared past.
He could have built a life with anyone else.
Yet he chose you.
Chose to grow old with you.
Chose to call you home.
That kind of love is never automatic.
It is a daily, deliberate decision to stay, especially when it’s hard.
So never forget to thank the man who still chooses you every single day.
2021: No salary increase
2022: No salary increase
2023: No salary increase
2024: No salary increase
2025: No salary increase
2026:
Employee: "Please accept my resignation."
Boss: "But you're doing a fantastic job! Why are you leaving?"
Employee: "I've received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, plus guaranteed annual raises based on performance."
48 hours later...
Things I’m no longer interested in:
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the heat
4. Leaving my house in the heat
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
Do you know what your blood pressure number means?
Follow this guide:
Below 120/80 → generally considered normal.
120–129 / below 80 → slightly raised. Time to pay attention.
130/80 or higher → could mean high blood pressure.
180/120 or higher → this is an emergency. Seek medical attention.
Many people feel completely fine when they have high blood pressure. So e no deh show for face.
When last did you check yours?
Tinubu Has Pulled Off The Scam Of The Century Unchallenged 🙆🏾♂️
Do you know that fuel subsidy did not go? Do you know Tinubu just changed the name to “Energy Security Expenses,” fooled Nigerians, and made us start buying fuel for 10 times the price?
Evidence is HERE! 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️