Lyndsey Johns

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@TrafficWalesS Avoid the area, been sat in park for 20 minutes just past jct 32

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@HighwaysSWEST @1richardjsmith Is there any update on when the lane will open?

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@2SevernBridges How many lanes are closed?

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@2SevernBridges Will both bridges be closed during storm Eunice?

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@rickygervais Afterlife Season 3 is just, beautiful. Thank you

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@waunfawrps Is the summer term end date correct? Should it not be July?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@HeadWaunfawrPS1 How do we go about purchasing tickets for the live stream of the nativity on Monday? We don’t get the class dojo updates unfortunately. Many thanks, Lyndsey & Greg Johns

[James Robinson @JamesRobinson]

Guy in Soho with a megaphone 📣😂

“Tier 2 rules say, people not living together are no longer allowed to have sex indoors...
Which is why I am offering my secluded garden in North West London”

[1bike1world @1bike1world_]

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[1bike1world @1bike1world_]

Who knows where we each wouldve been in our lives if we never crossed paths that day but out of all the scenarios i never thought we would be here.
Book or no book you mean the absolute world to me and ill be by your side until the end ❤

[Channel 5 News @5_News]

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His life was changed forever when he met a stray kitten by the side of the road in Bosnia.

He named her Nala, and they've travelled together ever since.

@1bike1world_

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

Fun in the sun....in the garden #lockdown2020

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@ChrisMoyles Don’t think he likes you much, but still feels the need to tweet you 🙄

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@Pipskin @LucyLincoln @ChrisMoyles Yaaaay Pippa’s Mum!

[Chris Moyles @ChrisMoyles]

I love this ‘patience challenge’ video for many reasons;
1. Joss has got some drinking skills
2. Rob DJ’s acting
3. “Daddy” sounds uncomfortable
4. Rob doesn’t flush the toilet 😂
Please watch and share this ‘art’!

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Just said the sentence "I've eaten so much cheese during lockdown that if you cut me open I'd bleed Wensleydale"

I realised as the words left my mouth that it was the most middle class sentence ever said on @RadioX

[Arron Crascall @arron_crascall]

ARRON HOWS LOCKDOWN GOING? 🍖
((Anyone Else?)) 😭

[Lyndsey Johns @Lyndsers]

@Unexplained No thank you 🤢

[Pippa Taylor Tarrant @Pipskin]

@tobytarrant 😒