Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.
Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.
ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.
“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.
I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.
“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”
Then I went back to my chores.
About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.
So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”
And he doesn’t know what the F he’s doing either.
Mind you instead of focusing on the war he just uncorked, he spent his morning writing essays about me in his blog.
Mr. President, don’t take your anger out on me - I’m just a silly girl.
Take it out on whoever convinced you to betray the American people and our Constitution by illegally bombing Iran and dragging us into war.
It only took you 5 months to break almost every promise you made.
On Juneteenth, we celebrate Black freedom, resilience, culture, and the enduring strength of community across generations. We acknowledge our nation’s full history and the long, ongoing fight for freedom and justice for Black Americans.
As a United States Senator, I was proud to co-sponsor a bill to make this day a federal holiday. As Vice President of the United States, it was my honor to stand beside President Biden as he signed that bill into law. Today and every day, let us celebrate the heroes of this movement and the work that lies ahead.
United States Senator Alex Padilla was representing the millions of Californians who are demanding answers to this Administration's actions in Southern California.
This is a shameful and stunning abuse of power.
Pride is a celebration. Pride is also a powerful statement about courage, community, and determination.
We honor the trailblazers who came before us, join arms with those leading the fight for equality today, and empower the next generation to live boldly, freely, and with joy.
To all those celebrating at World Pride this weekend and throughout June, remember — we are all in this together. Happy Pride!
The guy with the nuke codes is beefing with the exploding car guy he gave our secrets to because they can’t agree on how many of us should lose health insurance & how many kids should go without food, so now they’re leaking Epstein tea and threatening deportation like it’s Real Housewives: Traitors of D.C., but please, tell me again how it’s women who are too emotional to lead.
The relationship between Trump and Epstein is well established. Trump flew on Epstein’s plane at least 7 times. Though it’s not clear he ever went to the island .
Here is what Trump said about Epstein in a 2002 NY magazine profile:
What Elon Musk is doing is genuinely heroic.
He will win no friends in politics and will be ostracised by the current administration. But he is totally right.
We (the entire Western world) simply cannot go on pretending our way of life is sustainable.
Historically, countries build up surpluses in peace time and then go into debt to fight wars. We are going into more and more debt during peace time.
Clever economists will tell you this is sustainable. It is not. And someone has to do something about it.